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I would rather date a girl who has murdered men than a girl who has slept with just as many men. "I murdered 10 guys" wouldn't bother me as much as "I fucked 10 guys".

I need to find a cute nerd girl who's not a slut so her pussy's not all mangled (tbhfam) (but she likes hentai).

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I can see
All the things you do to me
I can feel
My skin peel
Now inside you live like a cancer
I am not a dancer
Anymore
Than you are a cure

Promised me you'd be there
Sleepless nights, you didn't care
Leaving my emotions in the air
You are not a friend, you're a thief
When I look at you I see grief

You refuse to move on
You think I'm like them, but it's you hun who's not a real friend
Arms reach, keep away, none of it's fun
Now I'm alone
And I'm stronger with you gone

I hope Elon Musk gets AIDS, untreatable, and I that he rests in a pool of his own diarrhea, he is a faggot, and a loser. His garbage faggot ass ruined twitter, "free speech" my ass. His rectum is probably damaged from all the diamonds his daddy allegedly stuck up there.

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@Kiri It depends on if you attack me or not. If you act submissive no punches, unless they're gut punches, from inside your booty.

Trying to dom someone younger than you but also taller than you is kind of hilarious

Old actor on talk show who has just completely dropped the facade: I'm dying, I'm old, my friends are dead, I don't know why we're here. None of this makes sense. Where is God, God is supposed to be here. *Stares off into distance*

Human empathy is wonderful because it keeps your dumb ass alive

When I get my black weeb gf I'll protect her from racism

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Anime fight climax where the apprentice looks at his master finally using his full power: W-wow, he's a real cunny appreciator!?

@mario I listened to horny remixes of the pony voices for a while a few years ago, I think they're still up on youtube, bgm pony degeneracy and geekbrony both posted good ones

Confession: I have masturbated and sometimes still masturbate to fantasies involving the lady actresses from Reno 911

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