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what if my weiner got shut in the door
what if my weiner was covered in more
injuries owies and booboos galore
than I could bear 'till I fell on the floor

Hey how do I flirt with a girl who is cute and autistic and chubby and seems super innocent and pure but watches hazbin hotel so she definitely knows what swear words are?

I think I have been driven insane by capitalists

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Idiots: THEIR BOUNDARIES ARE DIFFERENT FROM OURS...LET'S GET THEM!

Me finally getting a wife: Yay!
All the perverts: HEY LETS HAVE SEX WITH HER
Me: NO! *protecs* (She agreed to be protec)

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@hula I think it would be really funny if they all got AIDS and died

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@sneeden @nosleep
The guy from morrowind, he even has a city named after him.

I can't see retoots from my monkey account when I'm on glc.......wat
But if I search the account it's there and the retoots are there so idk

I WANT A SILICONE BLAHAJ THAT CAN GO INSIDE SOMEONE

Clothed modeling is different from nude modeling, and nude modeling is different from solo penetration modeling, and that's different from couples modeling, and that's different from doing modeling with scene partners who aren't actually couples. THE SPICIEST I WANT MY PARTNER TO HAVE GONE IS SOLO PEN, I would be ok if they did couple stuff but only if it's with me and we're the couple.

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