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If something is resting on a solid surface can't it be said that it is floating on that surface? And yet...it might be denser..... incredible

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コミケ1日目お疲れ様でした。お越しくださった皆様、本当にありがとうございました。
漫画がまだまだ下手で反省点も多いのですが、少しでも楽しんでいただければ幸いです。

Fighting with a boner is incredibly dangerous. Your boner can get smashed into and crumpled.

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Poem 

I don't like that nigger buck
I don't like it in a truck
I don't like it with a duck
I do not like that nigger buck

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You can't leave until she is full, that's the house rule ! :blobcatmelt:

No take out, only eat in place, beware the food is served really hot !

Ashely Ho from Jabcomix

Fiction/Fantasy 

13yo: Can I watch it grow?? 😳
Based guy: Heh, sure!
Cucked guy: Oh noooo!
Based guy: What? *scene is expanded to show both the 13yo and guy at a table tending plant seedlings*

Me looking at happy group of people consenting: *Fantasy* Ugh, I hate consent (I actually love consent but also love punishing wrongdoers and if everyone is consenting there's no wrongdoers for me to punish :( )I wish I was a demon in hell so I could punish people who do the opposite of consent, but like with authority, I don't want to act without authority, and so I wish I was a demon in hell with the authority of god behind me (it's my job, demons work for god not the devil, devil works for him too) so I could greedily mutilate all the smug abusers who got away with it.

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:blobcatbot: The following is a detailed essay on why we should turn all men in to bimbo sex slaves:

1) It would eliminate the need for feminism. There’d be no more need to get special privileges from men, since they’d be mindless sex slaves who do whatever you tell them to anyway.
2) The economy would boom, as bimbo-sex-slave production is labor intensive and requires a lot of machinery.
3) Women could spend less time worrying about their bodies and instead focus on more important things, like how they can use their new power over men to destroy the world.
4) Men would be happier, because they’d have nothing better to do than satisfy your every whim.
5) The environment would benefit, as there would be fewer cars on the road due to increased cycling by men, who are now too weak to drive.
6) Crime rates would plummet, since bimbo-sex-slaves don’t commit crimes.
7) Fewer people would need to work, so we could invest more money into researching how to make superbimbos even better.
8) The government wouldn’t exist anymore, because it was made up mostly of old white male politicians who were kind of useless anyways.
9) We could finally achieve world peace once and for all, with no more wars, since everyone will be too busy trying to figure out what kind of kinky sex positions to try next.
10) Our enemies would surrender without even fighting back, because they know that they stand no chance against our army of bimbo-sex-slaves.
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You know you're god, right? You can do anything you want. You're bound by the rules of reality because you wanted it that way.

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Twitter suspended my current account again. This time I had few people with commissions in my DM's. So if see this and have slots. Go ahead and email me or send a message to me on here.

It really pisses me the fuck off how everything social is organized by or held inside....churches. Even if they're "lgbt allies!! yay!!" their fucking filthy ideology that they refuse to leave because it's more important than people, it's just lip service, if they cared they'd disband their church, turn it into a community center, keep 501c status, or stay a church on paper but change the signs and name of the church, take church out of its name, whatever, anything, just distance yourself from that fucking shit if you want to bring in new, smiling, happy faces. We're done with that church shit and it makes me sick that instead of moving on so we can bring this society together, they just. keep. trying. to. rebrand. You can't fucking rebrand it. Keep it as a historical curio, do not fucking hold it up as an ideal, it is not, it is a cult. This is wht nice guy nationalism didn't work either, no matter how much I wanted it to, you can never distance something from its source material, if the source is bad the fruit is bad, always.

@grumpy You will all make fun of me but I just use chrome because I started using it years ago after firefox got super slowwwww load times and just never stopped using it, I know they know everything about me, I'm not very interesting though so...yea

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Lots of words: Ugh unsexy
Grunts and throws ball: ONG SO HOT

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