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@zoocat Oh dam why do their pps have to be soooo succable??? :cry_konata:

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Comerade: You play both sides! You are a traitor!!
Double Agent: Teaitor?! TRAITOR!? You are the one who can't compromise, you are the one who is fanatically driving us toward annihilation. I bring balance, I keep either side from getting too much power, I compromise. You are too immature to understand.

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Don't look in my rectum, it's a boundry thing, do an ultrasound if you need to check in there but don't be peepin, don't want you gettin hungry

youtu.be/IQbqxW-9WTg
Reclaim your life! Be a force! Don't let them deny you! Make them admit you're useful! By the end you'll be running the company!!!

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Animated commission of Kuki finding something better than Rainbow Monkeys to play with~!

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#animated #knd #kidsnextdoor #numbuh3 #kukisanban

I read Lord of The Flies as a kid and I was so depressed I wasn't on an island killing other kids through mob justice

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Guys I'm really depressed and I'm ready to make a life change. If this unhappiness is a strange land, then I am ready to "go home" back to happiness, back to the way things used to be. I can't keep being paralyzed with fear.
youtu.be/yfXoNKgc5c4

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I want to do a marathon where I watch every family guy episode in which Old Man Herbert appears

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@cummies Yup, free to get arrested for falling asleep in a public area, so free, need money to sleep, literally, lol

@zombiefemboy Finished his story...he ended up getting captured, likely tortured, he died from firing squad, his wife died of cervical cancer, (wouldn't be surprised if it was the result of torture) and she begged the us to help her since she was the wife of their self admitted "billion dollar agent" (he saved them countless dollars by notifying them an electronics system for a plane would be ineffective)...anyway, they ignored her.

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