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Glimpsed from across the room during the Spring Fling Dance at the Country Club. :penny_peterson:

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Suzie Q - Milk

Peggie Sue: "Now Rube, I don't wanna sound no alarm bells or nothin' but I think we got a lil' thief in the neighborhood. My buckets just keep. goin'. missin'! Out of all things... buckets? Kids these days, I swear..."

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Fun fact, this is the origin of my avatar and monikers of Aebard Thawne and The Perverse Flash:

The game/animation viewer was made in Adobe Flash, and Flash was just giving me so much grief, I was constantly posting about how "I HATE FLASH", and a friend photoshoped my then-logo onto a picture of the reverse flash and swapped up his colors, and here we are.

And then @SirMultiverse was super cool and drew up my current avatar!

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So apparently there's a covid surge and they're not doing lockdowns and I don't think covid is real but we'll see, if it is there will be some shit getting fucked up in a few months all because the gov doesn't want to make the mistake of giving kids schooling at home because that breaks the conditioning and now they're ungovernable (the "worst" batch of kids ever apparently according to teachers).

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More work needs to be done to make people aware that satellites are watching their every move with full spectrum imaging systems. It'll make people as paranoid and well behaved as I am. Afraid to leave the house. The jews knew the only way to not be spied on was to build an underground city.

@Kiri I got to see stuff like Spike TV, and G4, but I still wish I was born in the 1920s.

@eris According to a rabi I watched the Nephilim were the offspring of very evil and powerful men, rapists, not "angels".

Freaks in leather and christian freaks and muslim freaks all screeching at once: NO NOT LIKE THAT

@satanspettigress I know, and in fur they kill them with anal electrocution. It would be pretty funny to see a fur worker get anally electrocuted to death by foxes (obviously the foxes would need help but they could trigger a pressure plate with their paws or something.)

I'm tired of feeling shame from both the stupid idiots on opposite sides. NO, I DON'T WANT ETHICAL MONOGAMY OR ETHICAL POLYAMORY! NO! I WANT TO BE SINGLE! FOREVER! I WANT TO FUCK, AND THEN I WANT TO SAY "OK GET OUT NOW" AND "GO THE FUCK AWAY". I'M DONE BEING ABUSED BY HORRIBLE PARTNERS!!!!

Antis writhe like maggots and their bodies are deformed monstrosities. They eat feces out of compulsion. Sometimes they anally fist small animals to death but claim it's not sexual so it's ok. /If antis make things up about paras paras should make things up about antis

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@Sp @cummies I draw pictures of people who have wronged me now instead, and then I shoot the picture, damaging the picture in other ways isn't as satisfying, blasting it apart though is very fulfilling, makes the anger and hurt actually go away somehow.

@Sp @cummies Shouting is bad for vocal cords as someone with vocal damage I don't recommend shouting.

Shoutout to the sex workers who aren't afraid to have racial boundaries, I know mad punks and rapists are trying to shame you and that's not cool, I support you doing you!

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