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My ex gf giving me closure and acknowledging she did me dirty has put a complete stop to my demonic transformation....or so it would seem.

Loud: Wish I could give a fedi fren hugggggg
Quiet: And suck their nipples

I asked my chubby autistic crush if I had her permission to talk lewd and she said yes and all I could think to say was I want to kiss you all over, and fuck you...then I said I'm shy

Ladies say thankyou to my ex for finally taking responsibility and fixing me, instead of making me other girls problems. Now I'll be a good boyfriend for the next one instead of a boyfriend who takes past trauma out on her.

So uh, hey babe, is that pee in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey guys! :D Closure has been achieved! Me and my ex finally broke down the walls and I finally have closure oh my god you people don't know how good this feels it's like I got my soul back it's like I'm the genie at the end of Aladdin. My ex literally said "Jazzy...but what about your freedom 🥺 " and I am BACK
youtu.be/HLZVUVL-ziM

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I used to be such a bby
Until people were mean to me
Now I'm hardcore >:c

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I made a mistake!!!
This drawing of #Crash licking #Tawna's ass was supposed to be a "Twitter" X drawing. :twitter:
But without realizing I put the wrong signature, now it's too late to change that🤦

#crashbandicoot #cocobandicoot #coco #tawnabandicoot #sex #sexy

@TURBORETARD9000 @hula I was told by my mom (not the most worldly) that you don't have to pay taxes if you're below a certain poverty line.

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Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

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Vanessa the security guard decides to kill some time before her shift ends and has some fun with her little trespasser!

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Jazzy: I'm ORDERING you to take a break Jazzy!
Jazzy: You're ORDERING me to take a break?
Jazzy: Yes
Jazzy: Ok guess I have to take a break!
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: So uh, let's go
Jazzy: Oh yea *hurries to take break*

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Taking a break from all this big brain activity, I'm not a god, but only a mortal

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