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Why won't any of you be my gf what's even the point waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh T-T

@hula My ex uses it, she's way more normie than me (probably why it didn't work out)

Need one of you bitches to be comfortable with me saying "IM GONNA RAPE YOU" when you're my girlfriend, and I'm gonna suck your toes and lick your feet.

My ex gf giving me closure and acknowledging she did me dirty has put a complete stop to my demonic transformation....or so it would seem.

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Loud: Wish I could give a fedi fren hugggggg
Quiet: And suck their nipples

I asked my chubby autistic crush if I had her permission to talk lewd and she said yes and all I could think to say was I want to kiss you all over, and fuck you...then I said I'm shy

Ladies say thankyou to my ex for finally taking responsibility and fixing me, instead of making me other girls problems. Now I'll be a good boyfriend for the next one instead of a boyfriend who takes past trauma out on her.

So uh, hey babe, is that pee in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey guys! :D Closure has been achieved! Me and my ex finally broke down the walls and I finally have closure oh my god you people don't know how good this feels it's like I got my soul back it's like I'm the genie at the end of Aladdin. My ex literally said "Jazzy...but what about your freedom 🥺 " and I am BACK
youtu.be/HLZVUVL-ziM

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I used to be such a bby
Until people were mean to me
Now I'm hardcore >:c

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I made a mistake!!!
This drawing of #Crash licking #Tawna's ass was supposed to be a "Twitter" X drawing. :twitter:
But without realizing I put the wrong signature, now it's too late to change that🤦

#crashbandicoot #cocobandicoot #coco #tawnabandicoot #sex #sexy

@TURBORETARD9000 @hula I was told by my mom (not the most worldly) that you don't have to pay taxes if you're below a certain poverty line.

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Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

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