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You incels need to get cuddled lmfao I don't even care about millions anymore lol I'm not paranoid to go out in public anymore holy fuck get cuddled guys

I am choosing to give my life to this woman so let's see if I can pass all the shit tests and we can live happily ever after please 🥺

I'm a lady in this moment so womanly omg I'm such a mother mmmmmmmmm good baby good boy mmmmm I love you mother loves you :3

Can someone with an AI give it this prompt: Write a parody of a black eyed peas song about giving up bbcs

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Watching hundreds of hours of sam vaknin videos has taught me how to perfectly handle a narcissist/bpd, watch out exgf, this time I'll be ready, we're going to end up getting married because I'm going to be your perfect good external object, mother figure, and safe base, I will be your perfect flying monkey and enabler and you will never leave me muwahahhaha! >:3

I don't like seeing Bunnicula taking the bbc I only like when Bunnicula submits to white cock

Wrote a song:

No BBCs for me or my boyfriendddd
No BBCs for us!!
Once upon a time we were victims to the bbc
But now we're doin fine!
We don't have any bbc!
Now
we're
happyyyyyyyyy

I'm going to try my hardest in life and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me >:c

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I'm not going to be creepy and kiss my exs drink that she left here so it would be like a secondhand kiss even though I really want to.

IM
WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
N IT SSHUR FEELZ GUD!!!!
DODODOAHHDJAPDHISOABEBDPVI WOCYFZOWNTIX WOODY WJRGJ YAIEBY!

MY EX IS LIKE ME IN SO MANY WAYS OMG CONFESSIONS WERE MADE WE'RE BOTH PARAS HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK WE WERE MADE FOE EACHOTHER (??)

Fedi nighas: aint never given me no cuddles, ain't never said "I love you" deeply and sincerely

My x: does both

My ex came and GAVE me energy ya'll, how many of you broke ass bitches is in reciprocal love? I'll wait. Pat yourself on the back if it's you.

I got fuckin cuddled
I got fuckin cuddled
I got kissies
Hahahhahahahah
I got kisssies
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Ex is coming over after drinking after midnight I wonder what will happen surely nothing unwholesome.

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