JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Especially after our sensual friendship cuddle between just friends that felt so fucking good.

I wonder if my ex would think it's weird if I asked them to take one of my blankets and use it for a while at their house and then give it back to me so I could smell them when they're not around....our friendship is supposed to be not romantic that's the agreement but I think it's perfectly aromantic/asexual to want to smell your good friend who smells nice.

I haven't had sex in forever I'm starting to think the fediverse is useless for finding a wife

Clint Eastwoods eyes make me wonder if he has any asian heritage

Keepin those Ns
Away
From
My boo-tay

This is what I imagine a fedi party would be like
https://youtu.be/7xtz8_8k8FM

@Sp I hope whoever is doing the spam has a micropenis

I have turned off @ notifications in monk.ey.bisuiness because of spambots, but I can still see likes and reshares, so if you made a comment you want me to reply to I might not see it but I'll do my best

Imagine being a stupid little slutty girl who offers yourself up to be raped because you're so stupid, and then a big mean rapist rapes you and you cry because you're so dumb

I am going to summon and anally rape the ghost of Ronald Regan

@arisudotexe Damn wish I had some, I want hard boners. Since it's so hard to get I was wondering if a person could get it from eating bull testicles.

Ok I guess NONE of you fedi GIRLS (keeps talking before you can interrupt to say you're not a girl) want to tame this strange and get you a loyal sped bf, your loss *mic drop*

If someone ever tries to tell you what to do with your own body cut them in the eyes