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Fedifrens hve stopped giving hugs *bangs fists against asylum walls*
*screams*
WHY
WHY HAVE THEY STOPPED GIVING HUGS

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Don't you ever owe people money, especially if your a luscious busty babe. It can go wrong for your sorry ass pretty quickly! xD
This is the first in a series in 5 pics commissioned by my good friend Yozuru (variations on the lower panel), all available for free at studiopirrate *DOT* com ;)

🎶 If I could make
Gentle love
With a
Fedi fren
We could both
Learn to make
Gentle love again
🎶

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious immortality. Smoking Man reveals his connection to 9/11.

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How's it feel to have a used up sleeve that washed up on the beach for a partner?

Any time a poly person says "you'll get bored" of your partner eventually I say this

I'VE BEEN MASTURBATING MY WHOLE LIFE AND I'M NOT BORED YET AND I DON'T NEED SOMEONE NEW TO COME IN EVERY WEEK TO JERK ME OFF YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU'RE JUST A WHORE STOP LYING AND ADMIT IT!

Why do lesbians always get dpd and submit to male dicks as like "just a fun thing to do tee hee"? Inb4 you and your lesbian friends don't do that. I'm obviously not talking about you.

Why do all the shy cute girls always turn out to be disgusting whore pig prostitutes on video? Is it like....genetic???

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Here is the full comic that I titled Bella's Fertile Little Reindeer :blobheartcat: It is the most effort I ever put in a project so I hope you guys enjoy it 🙈 #loli #futanari

If you were a rapist in Genghis Khans army who would you rape first? As a rapist in Genghis Khans army you enjoy rape and would not pick "I choose to rape no one".

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Here's Lois Griffin cosplaying as Mystique, from the episide "8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter". For realism, she figured no panties were needed with her body paint.

This was done as part of the background for a commission, but since it's the only thing I have that's finished, it's the only thing I can post, smh.

Plz buy me a coffee so I have more energy to draw: ko-fi.com/proletariart

#familyguy #LoisGriffin #cosplay #mystique #xmen

I didn't lick my exs water bottle after they left so I could get a second hand kiss so don't call me weird ok?

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