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I have to be a better girl, I wish I could look the way I wanted (short curvy woman with nice tits wide hips big ass thick thighs and smooth skin, and lots of guys try to fuck me but I say no way because I'm not a slut and I only date nice guys, my boyfriend is chubby and he plays magic the gathering and dnd and he's not a jerk like those stupid normie guys)

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Ok they might have a serious illness and I'm going through a lot of emotions right now.

With the love....with the LOVE of another.......*light envelopes the chud* millions will be spared, millions must live!!

When they're nice to me it makes the bad parts of myself weaker and the good parts of me stronger 🥺 :cry_konata:

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I getting my life (wife) back you guys! I'm getting my life (wife) baaack!!!!

Oh god oh god oh my god they texted me back they finally texted me back I was so scared (my ex finally got back to me I was worried they decided they hated me)

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We are deeply concerned that Google's PR team has described scientifically accurate information about MAPs as "appalling." Informational resources should not cave to the opinions of an angry mob.

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YOUR MUSCLES MAKE ME SO THIRSTY MOMMY I'M SORRY FOR OBJECTIFYING YOUR BODY MOMMY BUT YOU'RE JUST SO SEXY :cry_konata:

Normies are so stupid they don't even know wnats don't like Trump or Maga because Trump and Maga aren't racist enough, and Trump refuses to go that far.

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I think it's over. I know I say this all the time like hey you guys it's over this is it it's over but I actually think it's coming up really close to it being over now for real this time because nothing good has been made by the big entertainment jews in a long time it just all sucks it's all so lame I'm just going to jack off until I die or something because south park has gotten stale

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i keep fantasizing about being a teen girl at a sleepover and all the other girls are like “sooo did u lose your v-card yet??!?! >:3” and i’m like “um…” and and i have to tell them the story of how it happened all while trying to avoid revealing that the guy i slept with was actually a dog

“how old was he??”

“ummm…” (pausing to calculate the dog-to-human-years equation in my head) “21…”

“omfg, no way!! an older guy!?”

“haha, yeah! he’s, uh, a friend of my sister’s? and we were home alone one night, and he suddenly kissed me out of nowhere and, well… we just kept going from there!”

“what does he look like?!”

“oh, um… well, he’s super strong and muscular and just really, really handsome, y’know?! maybe a little bit unconventionally attractive, but like, you guys think trace cyrus is hot, so you really can’t judge me…”

Guys if I get a black femboy bf I'm going to probably pretend I never was on fedi and never said horrible racist things on the internet in general

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