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Me talking to Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth: How many dirty girl porn bitches are going to suck my dick?
Jesus: All of them
Me: ALL OF THEM? JESUS CHRIST I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME!!!

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@arzachel I'm worried for my fam who got the clot shot I refused to get it and they all said I had serious mental illness

@coolboymew I played dr mario last night and recognized your avi lol

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I wake up in BWC heaven, surround by BWCs all around my face, they're stinky but so white, it's beautiful

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Hello everyone, sorry for the super duper long absence, I had some health issues with my eyes and had to take a long rest, but now I'm back, ready to retake the Joss series, I hope you like the new pic!!

Original art work by me, superb background and colors by HMN

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Korra & Jinora (The Legend of Korra)
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Express Commission for HKaizen. First time drawing Korra herself, drawn plenty of Jinora but not this version, and the first 2.5 character Express Comm. So this was a series of first for me. Very fun.
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You like my work? Give me a dollar.

Fanbox @ magnum-impulse.fanbox.cc/

Streaming @ pomf.tv/stream/MagnumImpulse

Pixiv @ pixiv.net/en/users/58750577

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Incase you were too scared to click on the fanbox link

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It blows my mind that people think our community is some group of vile, evil people trying to manipulate everyone we talk to.

Case in point "pedos are calling themselves maps to try and appear cutesy"

How do they think that conversation went? A dark room of pedophiles all talking about how in order to groom kids we need to change the word pedo to trick people?

Then again these are the people that legitimately think trans people only transition to sneak into bathrooms

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Would you offer support to a fedi fren trying to better their personality?
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A little Frankie and Mac moment :blobcatmelt:

Inspired by Vee's wonderful works of them

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I was real happy
Not feeling crappy
Then some ex fedifrens start laughin at me
Hey what's funny guys
They had evil eyes
And then they said we hope you realize
You are a joke
Nobody likes you
Look around and you will note that you've got no crew
Hey now man I said
That's uncalled for
I notice that your face is red
and that your butt is sore
You should walk back through the door
Or maybe lay down on the floor
And calm down while you count to four
You see me as a lame and that sure is a shame
I could probably date your dame
So don't dismiss my game
What the hell you let that slip
He's got bars I gotta dip
But before you close the app
I jump through and give a slap
I bridged the gap
Electron zap
One of my many powers you sap

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