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"What do you mean you don't want to goon with me, Patrick?"

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Okiiiii I finally played Doom (2016) and ALL my criticisms about Doom Eternal are going in the trash. Doom Eternal is better in almost every way. It's like more game, but better.

@Kiri I never get to grope them usually...there was this one dream though, she was such a cute loli but I was scared of getting in trouble 😭

@arisudotexe I thought this was about red dead redemption because I've developed dyslexia in my old age

Could have ended badly, if I slipped it would have perforated my rectum :3

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Once I put a turkey baster up my ass because I didn't have access to propor enemas because I was a minor. Always clean your ass before sex play with a simple saline enema, just not with a turkey baster.

@Jean_luc_picard Still haven't seen it yet but I'm surprised it took antis this long to notice the film

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If the law says you have to successfully divide by zero, I expect you to follow it. No excuses.

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First page of the Pomni mini comic. Pg 2 is done and pg 3 is in progress along with some other goodies!

If you'd like to support me you can enjoy early access as well as progress updates. I'd really appreciate it.
carapace.fanbox.cc/

On more of a downer note, I've seen the fanbox news so I've been lookin into more options. I opened a substar account but I still gotta wait on approval.
subscribestar.adult/carapace

So I'm still stickin with fanbox for now but we'll see how things progress.

Reminder: Do not break laws that is bad and if I find out you did I will disapprove, follow all laws all the time always and forever, if the law says you have to chop off your hands I expect you to follow it, ok go be good

Johnny Cash - "Dream on dream on teenage queen"
Savage on them hoes, from a song about how there were even thots in the old days running off to Hollywood to "be somebody" while they abandon the hard working boy who loved them in their home town, before coming back (after being worn out and used up in hollywood gangbang parties) and begging the boy to take her back. The song ends leaving us to decide what he chose.

Need to date girl with big cheeks and a cute smile and beautiful eyes even if she doesn't look like a supermodel I would give her kisses if she let me because she's so beautiful and all I want to do is be her little guy 🥺

Sometimes I wish that all humans had the same identical body like in that Fairly Oddparents episode but unlike in that episode I think things would work out.

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I would suck black femboy cock remember that always remember that so don't call me a hypocrite when you see me married to a black femboy and necking his rod

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