I really need money right now, so I'm opening up commissions. Details in the form below
Fiction/Fantasy
Anally raping the rapist celebrity and then dropping hot coals into his gaping anus and kicking him in the stomach until he dies, while recording it all, and then hacking every largest public billboard in the world and stream the video. Then when they try to spin it that the celebrity rapist was an angel, you grab one of them and do the same thing, and continue until they finally get the hint that they're not in charge amymore and slink back with their tails between their legs like they always should have.
I'm do fucking angry there's no podcasts left where the hosts JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! It's ALL either super right and hates fags or it's super left and hates "Nazis" (whatever that means). Where are the podcasts where they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck?? No nazi hate, no gay hate, no map hate. Does such a show or group even exist?
brittany commission
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@zoocat @interlinked I used to listen to an Ancap about this and he always would say shit like "Robber Barrons?? THERE WERE NO SUCH THING! These were HARD WORKERS to FLOURISHED in the FREE MARKET!!!" and then he would say real quietly "unless they used force" but then he got tired of that so he started justifying their use of force for very small things, like for deception or trespassing.
Fiction/Fantasy
"Teacher! Here! NOW!" said the demanding student from across the cafeteria.
"Oh I'm sorry, needs me!" said Bruce, the new substitute teacher. There was a little friction from the staff since this was a rural school and Bruce was from the city, but he thought people were starting to get used to him.
"ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!" said the young boy, a troublemaker according to the other teachers, but Bruce knew he just needed special attention.
"SUCK!" the child yelled, and Bruce obeyed, the kids cock was already out and hard, nobody made a move to stop him, since this was a religious practice and we were in a red state.
"Mmmmm that's right that's my bitch!" said the boy as Bruce continued to suck, harder, deeper, faster and more passionately. This boy needed all the attention Bruce could give, at least that was Bruce's theory, and the school therapist agreed...once the lawsuit concluded which the boy won, which guaranteed him full religious protections, no matter his denomination.
"*SLURRP SLURP SUCK SUCK GARGLE SLURRRRRRP!*"
The boy was clearly responding to this new treatment plan. Bruce was dressed head to toe as a woman, beautiful wig, professionally done nails, a very sexy skintight cocktail dress. Bruce looked quite beautiful to the boy, but to everyone else Bruce looked like a disgraced tragic faggot. To the boy though, even though he didn't want to admit it and even abused Bruce himself, Bruce was his angel.
Fantasy/Fiction
Inspiring anime music with trumpets as the mc pulls off the sheet from the machinery.
"I give you....THE UN-BLACKENER!!!"
"Woooahhhhh" say the witnesses.
"You see, I have devised a way to travel through time, in order to..."
"Ah, in order to stop mudsharks from before they get blacked!!"
"Yes! You took the words right out of my mouth!"
"Genius! But does it really work?"
"Idk...you tell me!"
The brilliant mc then hands a newspaper to the observer, the headline reads 'Interracial dating in Decline, by 95%'
"My god..."
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.