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I've sucked cocks, can't be sure how many, more than 5, probably more than 10, 20 wouldn't surprise me but now we're hitting the upper limit I think.

Bisex is hot and I'm not polyamorus but if a good fedifren fucked my butt in front of my gf that would be very hot, but I don't want anyone touching my gf so it's not cuckoldry or even polyamory it's just a friend putting their dick in my ass with my gfs permission while she watches.

I WILL take over the world
I WILL rise to power faster than anyone in history even though I come from a random unimportant family
I WILL fix all the worlds problems miraculously just with my words
This WILL come to pass I can FEEL it in my BONES
YUP. ANY DAY NOW. JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON UNTIL TOMORROW AND IT'LL HAPPEN!

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I really need money right now, so I'm opening up commissions. Details in the form below

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Anally raping the rapist celebrity and then dropping hot coals into his gaping anus and kicking him in the stomach until he dies, while recording it all, and then hacking every largest public billboard in the world and stream the video. Then when they try to spin it that the celebrity rapist was an angel, you grab one of them and do the same thing, and continue until they finally get the hint that they're not in charge amymore and slink back with their tails between their legs like they always should have.

I'm do fucking angry there's no podcasts left where the hosts JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! It's ALL either super right and hates fags or it's super left and hates "Nazis" (whatever that means). Where are the podcasts where they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck?? No nazi hate, no gay hate, no map hate. Does such a show or group even exist?

I wish I had at least 1 or 2 close para friends and we would talk about stuff and be ourselves and it would make this life in a rotten society bearable

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I'm thinking about retiring from being Jazzy to pursue real life interests without worrying about personalities blending together /not an announcement of retirement just being clear about my feelings I'll probably always come back online to post as jazzy in some form in perpetuity

Say to the woman "Yes!" gently and kindly and make no sudden movements, and she will love you! When she asks if you love her, when she asks if you're alright, when she asks if you have an opinion, just say yes! (and that's ALL!! Any more could startle or confuse them!) /theory

WOMEN ARE SIMPLE. SIMPLE MINDED. STOP TRYING SO HARD. SIMPLE THINGS MAKE THEM SMILE. LIKE CHILDREN. DON'T WORRY. THEY PRETEND TO BE COMPLICATED BUT THEY'RE NOT! /self talk/confidence/healthy mindset

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