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Closet cases hate gays because they're scared the gay will cause them to go to hell by existing because they lust for the booty but this isn't what's going on with me and bbcs

Thought: You can't stop me with your chud mind games, I'm not going to be an alpha male, I'm going to do squats, I'm going to get a thick ass and thick thighs, and I'm going to learn to be submissive, and I'm gonna let bros hit it, I'm gonna let bros hit it all the time, every day, different bros, bros who need help, lonely bros who were like I used to be before I became a big booty ho, so I'll be there for those bros, and they all can hit it

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I don't want fedi users to be mean to me or tell me I don't have rights :sadhug:

@mischievoustomato @shrimp I believe in you even though you only liked me when you thought I had a big trans booty

@gloomyflower Because no one taught me that a circumcized penis needs lube I literally chafed the skin off my penis and got calluses, could have gotten infected and I might have lost my dick, all because adults are sick fucks who can't talk to a kid about masturbating in a respectful manner.

It's a good thing I've kept my two main accounts more or less synched, makes this a lot less stressful

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This won't surprise anyone, I'm sure, but monk.ey.business is going down

We had an internal discussion among all admins and none of us really want to work on this project anymore, and our VPS subscription is about to run out so we're just going to let it run out

Normally in these situations I'd write a long post about what's going on and why we came to this conclusion but I'm too tired to even do that and I've already explained it to everyone I care to explain it to. I'm sick of this place. All of us are.

As a wise man once said:
I LITREALLY HATE MOST OF YOU YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK!!! EXCEPT FOR THE REAL ONES!! THE REAL ONES ARE COOL AND THERE'S ONLY LIKE 3 OF THOSE!!! FUCK AM I DOING HERE???
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Never in my life have I seen a government as evil as a slanteye or towlhead government. No offense if you identify as a slanteye or towlhead.

So some trans actress doesn't want to take trans roles anymore and just wants chick roles, and it got me thinking. To me, someone who transitions will always be trans, transition isn't an actual transition from one gender to the other for me, it is not a transition that has an endpoint, you will always be "in transition" if you are a trans person because there is no endpoint, it is a way of life. And so I think trans girls like this are kind of delusional and are buying into the gender binary which actually hurts queer people as a whole and so I can't help but feel like maybe they're stupid fucking bitches. "N-no I'm not trans! I'm a REAL woman! I'm not trans! Never was! I'm REAL so I'm VALID! DON'T LOOK AT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE IT WAS LOST IN A FIRE!!!1" this is not normal this is a mental disorder and it is called denial, IN MY OPINION. IN MY OPINION healthy transition involves acceptance, not denial and total fantasy.

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Fantasy/Fiction 

The doctors and your parents: Ok, I think I understand, can you tell us WHY you think we're trying to kill you?
You: AND everyone else...
Them: Yes, and everyone else, can you tell us why we would want to do that?
You: (Tired of their games) *Throws gundam action figure at wall smashing it to pieces, then screms* BECAUSE ALEX JONES TOLD ME SO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE STUPID BUT WE'RE NOT AHHHHHH *gets restrained*

Need. Stop holding out on me I know there's a femcel reading this.

Boy oh boy I sure picked a time to switch sides on the jews. I start loving jews, thinking I'm finally going to fit in with the normies and they flip the script on me and now they all hate jews. Am I a joke to the universe? Am I doomed to never fit in?

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