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Watching Goldfinger, anyone else like James Bond? I know it's cheesy and kind of boring but I like it for chill watching, and there's so many of them you'll never run out of content pretty much.

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Are you working hard or hardly working?...

...put your back into it

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Commission of the Welder, from the Pokemon TCG

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Skinner catches crispy-skin-itis from unstoppable energy beings. Scully.

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Ok girls you have to stop being mean to me I'm not racist against humans anymore (or nonhumans), so let me in the girls club and we can frot

I'll never take the pussy, I'll beg for the pussy, this is the difference between objectification and glorification. I will never devalue the divine pussy down to the equal of a stone or tool.

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I am done with boarders and shit. One race human race etc. hopefully this gets me some pussy. Brown yellow red black white don't care pussy is pussy, I need some, and by pussy I mean the love of the feminine, when I say pussy you think misogyny because you've been trained by a misogynistic society to objectify the pussy, but I'm not objectifying the pussy, I'm glorifying the pussy.

@icedquinn If true bibi is bad, hamas is also bad and probably worse. Who's worse, the guy who says here kill some people lol, or the guy who takes them up on the offer? Bibi may have layed the live bait but hamas chose to bite and kill it. Bibi is bad but hamas is worse.

@icedquinn I don't want to unfollow anyone because of israel or gaza but I know people have unfollowed me because of it. I see israels point and I see gazas point but I just think gaza has gone about seeking redress of grievance in the wrong way. The last thing I think they should have done is attack a superior military force with such provocative tactics as public rape, it's just asking to be put out of ones own misery or the act of an idiot.

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Crazy how this is from 2014 and barely anything has changed. The same old slavery.
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When chronic pain strikes say "CHRONIC PAIN LICK MY BALLS" to get 1,000 seconds of chronic pain relief

@icedquinn Oh god they're so fucking juicy I love those old T kind lenovos, the little red nipple, I used to game with that, I don't know how I did it, nimble child fingers, I could never these days, achey hands.

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