JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I hate how in the walking dead michione is basically a nosey cunt who if she had fucked off and left the general alone and not broken into his fucking home she wouldn't have wound up all fucked up. She has no reason to be such a bitch, he hasn't wronged her, besides his men capturing her, such a huge fucking bitch. Hate her. She's supposed to be sympathetic, they did a terrible job.

"You won't let me suck your fuckin foreign butthole???" *shock and confusion*

I will worship your foreign cock or clitoris if you're trans or a femboy. I will lick your foreign butthole every day and marry you.

As a child I would always get aroused when a medical professional would touch me for an examination.

I have been actively boycotting international flights until they end boarder discrimination. I should not need a passport, no one should. If I want to travel internally I want to do it by sea and in secret. But that's a lot of work and risk so I'll probably never bother.

Earl Grey: Hot
Phasers: Stun
Warp: 9
Horgon: Displayed
let's fucking goooooo

In my mind the fact that I manually download my porn instead of using a scraper makes me more of a TRUE porn enjoyer, I'm like a porn hipster. One day I'll only have magazines because they're "more authentic". Endgame is me masturbating to cave paintings.

New theory. When you die you're supposed to get WHATEVER you want in heaven, well I want to be God and I want to send God to hell to roast for eternity for all the rapes he's responsible for.

Do people still do flashmobs? I heard about this thing called teen takeovers? Is that basically like a flash mob? Or a popup rave?

Are pepes a dead meme? I haven't seen pepes out in the wild in a long time now. Was seeing apus for a while but now nothing.

I write under the assumption that every fedi user could be a secret anti so please don't take it personally if I'm distant or cold.

@Kazak @Griffith It's ok that it's not complex it's supposed to have been made in a day, and it's just that he's saying Drake is a piece of shit, that's all that matters, and people are agreeing with him, also all that matters.

@get The joke is that it's just a normal teacher

Ignoring people is a form a bullying just so you know