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*Getting horny for The Dirty Bubble from SpongeBob SquarePants*
Couldn't b me

Imagine if we actually were sexually dimorphic and males had a forehead that was 15 inches tall and girls had a forehead that was only 1 inch.

My safe ip for me lately (like a safe character but the whole show) has been rugrats. I don't like totcon stuff but I make an exception for the rugrats babies and it's the same exception I make for Stewie, and the babies from Boss Baby, these babies can talk, have wit, make puns, are highly capable beings. Now I imagine I'm in the rugrats universe but I can hear the babies as a grownup, or maybe I'm even one of the babies myself, or a big kid like Angelica. :3

I hate how in the walking dead michione is basically a nosey cunt who if she had fucked off and left the general alone and not broken into his fucking home she wouldn't have wound up all fucked up. She has no reason to be such a bitch, he hasn't wronged her, besides his men capturing her, such a huge fucking bitch. Hate her. She's supposed to be sympathetic, they did a terrible job.

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"You won't let me suck your fuckin foreign butthole???" *shock and confusion*

I will worship your foreign cock or clitoris if you're trans or a femboy. I will lick your foreign butthole every day and marry you.

As a child I would always get aroused when a medical professional would touch me for an examination.

I have been actively boycotting international flights until they end boarder discrimination. I should not need a passport, no one should. If I want to travel internally I want to do it by sea and in secret. But that's a lot of work and risk so I'll probably never bother.

Earl Grey: Hot
Phasers: Stun
Warp: 9
Horgon: Displayed
let's fucking goooooo

@degen look for the despecialized edditions to see them as they were, with none of the cg bullshit. Han does in fact shoot first.

In my mind the fact that I manually download my porn instead of using a scraper makes me more of a TRUE porn enjoyer, I'm like a porn hipster. One day I'll only have magazines because they're "more authentic". Endgame is me masturbating to cave paintings.

New theory. When you die you're supposed to get WHATEVER you want in heaven, well I want to be God and I want to send God to hell to roast for eternity for all the rapes he's responsible for.

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Do people still do flashmobs? I heard about this thing called teen takeovers? Is that basically like a flash mob? Or a popup rave?

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Are pepes a dead meme? I haven't seen pepes out in the wild in a long time now. Was seeing apus for a while but now nothing.

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