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"Imma throw a brick at your head.
Oops now you're dead.
Shouldn't have touched that BBC,
And set off the animal in me.
Could have touched that black snake in private,
but you had to do it publicly so migrate,
or shorty you'll be feeling a migrane,
see if your ape friends still want you with a broke brain."

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Song (sorry if it's a racist song I'm sorry don't be racist for real some people who are racist are trying to overcome their bad feelings):
"I don't wanna see a BBC
If I found out you touched a BBC
Imma start throwin rocks
Imma start throwin bricks"

I need to suck your muscular pussy if I don't suck it I'll die (pls be on steroids to be extra muscular)

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He's using his girl power to defeat bad guys but he still has a lot to learn before becoming the best girl ! :blob0w0:

SheZow from the cartoon "SheZow"

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What if you needed an activation code to use your weiner

Fedifrens remember to be a positive force for good, you are valuable and you have value, you are a shining light.

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I hope you're having a beautiful day fedifrens

@anemone bruh she's fucking hot are they gay for dudes what's their problem? She has a jaw so she's a man?

@ruin@mai.waifuism.life Gators are probably very zen but I still don't like seeing them get hurt. Hog hunting is really bad with dogs, the humans who do it always look like completely disposable retards too, takes a certain kind of person to put a dog in harms way just to inflict pain on another animal for a more "fun" hunt.

@anemone *SOUNDS OF GRAVEL SQUEEZING METAL AND ALSO CLOCKWORK GEARS AND HYDRAULICS* "...mumble mumble mumble..."

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