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Reminder that applications to join https://cutecatgirls.cafe are open to the public!! all u need is a good reason

@arisudotexe I was hoping I would get fedi groupies but I don't think it ever happened.

angy be like: Smite their fingers off their filthy fucking hands!!!
but nice be like: UwU omg is ur fingy huwt? *bandages finger for you which you appreciate*

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I don't want to date a straight girl, I only want to date a dyke, and I can be a dyke too, if that's what it takes

Eating animals is a good idea because generally the flesh of most animals is edible even if they eat plants that are poisonous to us. In a survival situation eating animal meat is generally safe unless it's something weird like a poison frog or a puffer fish or something. There are no poisonous species of bird. But if you're foraging for plant food there's a million ways you could accidentally kill yourself. This is why humans eat meat. Quit bitching.

It makes me fucking angry that free speech is dying. People should be allowed to post pedo captions over fetish images everywhere forever, it counts as transformative and is free speech.

I'm so sad some seedlings died from too much heat I shouldn't have left them in such a sunny spot T-T
I started more so hopefully they grow in time for planting

They should make triggering libs/chuds an Olympic sport. They'll bring in the unsuspecting lib/chud and it'll be like bull riding, the competitor has to do their best to trigger the lib/chud as fast and as intensely as possible.

One day I'm gonna find a black fem twink who crossdresses and has long hair and nails and I'll be his husband :yes_nord:

And I don't mean extrajudicial executions, I mean if they're fucking monsters then give them a trial and if guilty the death penalty. Easy peasy nice and legal.

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Just saw this news story and I'm confused, why are they being held captive? Should they not be executed? I don't see how they can be used as bargaining chips since to bargain using a hostage the person you're bargaining with must care about human life. And why in the name of fuck are they being allowed to keep their children? Take the fucking thing away the monent it pops out and give it to surrogates anywhere in the world. Smh.

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Ok guys, I put the buttplug in my ass, it's the smallest one, so, starting slow. Just sitting here, trying to play vidya, keep getting distracted by the buttplug. It's such a weird feeling. Like poop is halfway out my butt :blobembarrassed2:

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Uoohhh ~~ Give it to her!!!

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