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@Kiri This is why I wish I had a nice person with me who liked helping T-T

Some people talked about their lobotomies as being very nice and peaceful, no more pain or stress and they feel at peace, then other people feel the opposite, they end up in an eternal hell of irregular behavior and agitation. Part of me wishes I could just have peace and positivity at all times, no fear, no pain, no dread, but maybe those things are ok as long as there's good feelings too.

I hope to have a sexual relationship with someone who's nice asap I'm so lonely T-T

@maplechan oh no now I miss it too, I guess we'll both miss it together

Me when I see a hot sexy fitness grandma on instagram: MMMMMMmmmm (I make a sound like I genuinely just tasted something really good like a delicious ice cream or chocolate or whatever you like the most. Then, I might say out loud something like "Damn grandma... I'm eatin your pussy..." and then I move on with my day

Imma be a little man with big money and a big athletic wife (on that Mr. Spacely flow)

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Old age fetish 

I'm going to put my old stinky decaying ruined dick in your mouth, I'm going to slap my age-ed balls against your youthful beautiful skin upon your brilliant chin, absorbed my elderlyness and bring me joy, and in doing so know that you are bringing joy to an old man who like an innocent and good tempered dog who was beaten by the world. You, yes you, you beautiful 18yo who is ignored by her parents, can be truly valued, and more than that, respected, by an older man (or queer) who has come into their own and will deal you no emotional blows through erratic behavior, we olds have our patterns and we stick to them after a certain point, but even then anyone can change, even you, and you're worth it.

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A few days ago, I spoke to a teenage MAP who, after working up the courage, reached out to a mental health helpline for support.

He hoped to talk about his attractions, maybe find support. Instead, he waited on hold for hours and was hung up on the moment he mentioned his attractions.

He spent that night sitting on the ground, crying, until his mom came out and found him like that.

They tell us we're dangerous, and that we're doomed to hurt people, but then they try to deny us access to any sort of support. I wonder, what do they think the outcome of that will be?

Imma be an old fuck fuckin these 18yos with mental issues because uhhhhhh ILL BE SO OLD IDC IF I GET CHEATED ON OR LEFT! IDC! TOO OLD TO CARE! DECREPIT! CRYPT KEEPER!

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Please remember next US Presidential election that if you want this site to stick around, don't vote Republican.

I want to fuck every 18 that is my type as soon as they turn 18 and every year I'll fuck new 18 year olds and nobody will be able to stop me because it will be consensual. I'll fuck their buttholes too.

I think we're supposed to coexist with animals like ants who milk aphids, we are supposed to be sophisticated enough to exist symbiotically with animals. We shouldn't be treating them badly, their life should be bliss, they should always be comfortable and happy to give us what we need from them, as we give them what they need from us. I'm having a hard time eating meat now.

@Varlus @bloop@eepy.express I found out they now have gourmet instant coffee that actually tastes good

@bloop@eepy.express Coffee gives me diarrhea and panic attacks, so I don't know what to tell people besides that. I think I'm sensitive to caffeine or people get different feelings from the effects than I do.

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I saw a video of people trying to steal gasoline from a pipeline in Egypt and it blew up and a bunch of people died. Horrible. Needless. What a waste. Just accept your lot and be at peace don't go so insane with need that you try to tap pipelines and blow yourself up.

@Lana I used to say a lot of slurs years ago and I never really apologized I just said I have free speech and that it's just a word and that people shouldn't take offense and that was particularly cruel of me and that's wrong it would be like if someone called me a word I hate because they thought it was funny and if I asked them to stop they would tell me I was the one with the problem and that's not very nice

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