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THEY'VE DRIVEN SPOCK INSANE!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -me watching old star trek getting really into it

I'm sorry fedi frens for almost cracking under the pressure but it's ok, we'll all be ok, tomorrow is always coming and a new day could bring a cure for what may ail you. Hope. Hope. Hope. Keep hoping. It's good to hope, it feels good, hope isn't impatient so don't worry, hope is good, I promise.

@Varlus @dkrisler One species that rapes is the bedbugs, I think they're disgusting and demonic. They have needle penises and they will rape any other bedbug male or female, the females do not have a reproductive orifice, so the males puncture their abdomens, many of them die from infections after but those who don't produce a ton of eggs. I do not like them.

I don't like when I believe that this is a simulation and that I can't be sure anyone but me is real, and really I also can't be sure if I'm real I might be an AI trained to think it's real. But now I believe that this is real, life is real, and tomorrow will always come. Live like tomorrow is promised, and find peace. Also the world keeps going even when you sleep.

@Varlus @dkrisler bird females are the ones who choose a mate so that doesn't really make sense according to them

I've been crying every day for the last 3 day because of panic attacks and mr rogers helps because he was a figure I saw in childhood so his lessons really hit home and I'm learning to be not a douche bag and piece of shit (or as mr Rogers would say I would learn to do things the right way instead of the wrong way).

Hey guys I've been doing prayer and watching a lot of mr Rogers and this is the first day I haven't compulsively masturbated (I still looked at and appreciated porn and got boners but I didn't go to fap I just appreciated and moved on and did more prayer and watched more Mr Rogers). That man was a saint, I'm serious if he was Catholic he deserves sainthood. Fuck a miracle saint him now his life was the fucking miracle.

@Kiri This is why I wish I had a nice person with me who liked helping T-T

Some people talked about their lobotomies as being very nice and peaceful, no more pain or stress and they feel at peace, then other people feel the opposite, they end up in an eternal hell of irregular behavior and agitation. Part of me wishes I could just have peace and positivity at all times, no fear, no pain, no dread, but maybe those things are ok as long as there's good feelings too.

I hope to have a sexual relationship with someone who's nice asap I'm so lonely T-T

@maplechan oh no now I miss it too, I guess we'll both miss it together

Me when I see a hot sexy fitness grandma on instagram: MMMMMMmmmm (I make a sound like I genuinely just tasted something really good like a delicious ice cream or chocolate or whatever you like the most. Then, I might say out loud something like "Damn grandma... I'm eatin your pussy..." and then I move on with my day

Imma be a little man with big money and a big athletic wife (on that Mr. Spacely flow)

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