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I need a MUSCULAR woman, a woman strong enough and BIG enough to cradle me in her arms

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The fedifren runs their skilled fingers down your side, it feels so good. You've never felt so safe, so at peace, your feeifren hugs you, they smell like heaven, your fedifren is soaking you in, and is in ecstatic bliss. You never thought it was possible, you thought you were worthless, you were ready to give up, but your fedifren has shown you that the world has more than abusers in it. -This is the ending we all want, it can happen!!!

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I love you fedifren, I hope you think about me when you orgasm

Bevis and Butthead are so pure, all they want to do is score, you have to admire that

And then IF I made my return to the pediberse I would do it to this song
youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

IF I was going away/retiring my username and starting fresh, this would be the song I would leave on
youtu.be/KoqPy1hk3BI

I want to become sober fedi frens I have to stop being so incapacitated all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This song is how I feel about my fedifrens, I worry I'm going to end up being poly but I worry fedifrens will be fighting over me
youtu.be/S_E2EHVxNAE

I doing fedifren yoga (yoga to get less fat and more healthy so fedifrens will think I'm sexy again), and fedi lung cleanse (it's where you stop smoking so you don't cough phlegm all over fedi frens in the community sleeping pile).

Muscle mommy who's too strong for your bullys to rape and who lusts for you and gives you sexy cuddles whenever you need

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Here, have something extra for this weekend
hope you like some invincible milf material
(i know you will)
commissioned by an annonymus fella
#Invincible #nsfw

Big giant musclegirl in the prime of her life who becomes interested in a much older total loser™ and has a screw loose because why else would she be sucking this short fat losers nuts until his eyes bug out every night

I wish a fedifren would jerk me off while they tell me about their day (we're catching up before bedtime)

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It’s funny how most people do this performative thing where they pretend that being attracted to anybody under the age of 18 is bonkers.

Come on, even most non-pedophiles find older teenagers (probably even younger) attractive. Everyone knows it. People will gladly call high schoolers hot if you don’t inform them they’re looking at a minor beforehand.

But instead we do this silly dance where we pretend like crossing that magic number takes someone from “No attraction whatsoever, completely unthinkable” to “Yup, I’d marry and/or fuck her!”. Nobody actually thinks this way, they just pretend to because they think if they don’t, others will judge them for it.

Plus, there’s that famous chart which shows that even most non-pedophile men find 12 year olds to be more attractive on average than 21 year olds XD

It sucks when fedifrens you thought liked you lose their minds and get paranoid and crazy

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