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@bloop@eepy.express I used to post dick and butthole when I had a flat stomach 10+ years ago. I never became famous but I would always get a few comments saying how fuckably hot I was. I...I can have that again right, I'm not too old right, I just have to get in shape 🥺

I need a MUSCULAR woman, a woman strong enough and BIG enough to cradle me in her arms

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apples are domesticated the same way we domesticated dogs btw

The fedifren runs their skilled fingers down your side, it feels so good. You've never felt so safe, so at peace, your feeifren hugs you, they smell like heaven, your fedifren is soaking you in, and is in ecstatic bliss. You never thought it was possible, you thought you were worthless, you were ready to give up, but your fedifren has shown you that the world has more than abusers in it. -This is the ending we all want, it can happen!!!

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I love you fedifren, I hope you think about me when you orgasm

Bevis and Butthead are so pure, all they want to do is score, you have to admire that

And then IF I made my return to the pediberse I would do it to this song
youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

I want to become sober fedi frens I have to stop being so incapacitated all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I doing fedifren yoga (yoga to get less fat and more healthy so fedifrens will think I'm sexy again), and fedi lung cleanse (it's where you stop smoking so you don't cough phlegm all over fedi frens in the community sleeping pile).

Muscle mommy who's too strong for your bullys to rape and who lusts for you and gives you sexy cuddles whenever you need

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Here, have something extra for this weekend
hope you like some invincible milf material
(i know you will)
commissioned by an annonymus fella
#Invincible #nsfw

Big giant musclegirl in the prime of her life who becomes interested in a much older total loser™ and has a screw loose because why else would she be sucking this short fat losers nuts until his eyes bug out every night

I wish a fedifren would jerk me off while they tell me about their day (we're catching up before bedtime)

@bloop@eepy.express @Jazzy Yes but it was on this account

It sucks when fedifrens you thought liked you lose their minds and get paranoid and crazy

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