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@bloop@eepy.express Take lots of pictures in case it becomes important later

Hello everybody on pedi remember that you are good on the inside and that no matter how you feel or what you've done you're still good and I'm glad that you're alive

@evamik I think cocks aren't hard enough to bend the metal

@evamik Gold is soft enough to be bitten into when pure, teeth will leave an impression, they also bend while they bite to test it

@bloop@eepy.express I used to post dick and butthole when I had a flat stomach 10+ years ago. I never became famous but I would always get a few comments saying how fuckably hot I was. I...I can have that again right, I'm not too old right, I just have to get in shape 🥺

I need a MUSCULAR woman, a woman strong enough and BIG enough to cradle me in her arms

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The fedifren runs their skilled fingers down your side, it feels so good. You've never felt so safe, so at peace, your feeifren hugs you, they smell like heaven, your fedifren is soaking you in, and is in ecstatic bliss. You never thought it was possible, you thought you were worthless, you were ready to give up, but your fedifren has shown you that the world has more than abusers in it. -This is the ending we all want, it can happen!!!

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I love you fedifren, I hope you think about me when you orgasm

Bevis and Butthead are so pure, all they want to do is score, you have to admire that

And then IF I made my return to the pediberse I would do it to this song
youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

IF I was going away/retiring my username and starting fresh, this would be the song I would leave on
youtu.be/KoqPy1hk3BI

I want to become sober fedi frens I have to stop being so incapacitated all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This song is how I feel about my fedifrens, I worry I'm going to end up being poly but I worry fedifrens will be fighting over me
youtu.be/S_E2EHVxNAE

I doing fedifren yoga (yoga to get less fat and more healthy so fedifrens will think I'm sexy again), and fedi lung cleanse (it's where you stop smoking so you don't cough phlegm all over fedi frens in the community sleeping pile).

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