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@Coatedinjoy I appreciate the humor but my change is genuine, I have come back to my faith, after a whole bunch of fedoralords nearly ruined my life with their shitty advice.

Hey guys and girls I'm submitting myself to a higher power again and I'm sorry for every mean or dismissive thing I've ever said about that sort of thing. We can all be saved and forgiven and life can be good and not filled with fear and anxiety!

After seeing multiple people leaving and feeling like "leaving" myself after certain people just ghosted me (guess they're busy? hurts still.) I've been posting less and less. I don't plan to go or anything, but just don't worry if you don't hear from me as often, I'm still around, I hope you do good and that you're nice to people even when they're frustrating and weaker than you. Don't give up.

Fiction/Fantasy 

Girl who kisses you way too hard and aggressively and you pull back and try to tell her it's too hard and then she gets mad because she thinks you're rejecting her and starts yelling and calling you names and then big buff guys come over because they think you're bullying her and they just start absolutely crippling you for life.

Me: *Arrives* Hello I am here to fuck big nosed skinny frenchmen and other men of all ethnicities as long as they are hot and ready to behave in a womanly fashion for my enjoyment.
Big nosed frenchman femboy: *Sweats*

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as i have already relayed on twitter, i have been fired from my job without prior warning or notice and i have bills to pay

commissions are opened indefinitely

if you can and want to help, i can only beg of you to do so either through commission, donation, or subscribing to one of the tiers on my subscribestar that i just reopened.

ko-fi.com/royalcicada
subscribestar.adult/royalcicad

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I fucking hate ranchers. If you're a rancher I hate you, oh, you made all your money by being a rancher? Eat my shit. Stupid ass. Go be more retarded and stop telling people they can't have a radio show because you're a cousin fucker.

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i drew this instead of doing my job so im gnna post it
i have other ideas for him, but for now:
#shota

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Saw I had the black and white version up but I actually went back and added color to this ages ago.

I like when the pretty girl character (she's the mcs crush) licks a butthole, and not just a few sad licks, reluctant licks, no no, even if she has to be injected with nanobots, it's best when she is eager to lick the asshole, happy to lick the asshole, she has been brainwashed into an asshole licking machine and she loves it, asshole licking is her purpose, she gets sad actually when she doesn't have an asshole to lick deep with a wiggly tongue

@bloop@eepy.express @ThrowawayAI Not trying to dox myself but there's clothes makers now who are doing new things, giving old styles new folds and stitchings/materials to give way more mobility in the shoulders. In theory a person could make a fighting suit, a suit someone could do gymnastics in with no problem like binding up, it's just that there's not a big market for it so it's only custom jobs or niche makers here and there.

I had a vivid dream that seems prophetic, in the dream I was at peace, there was a girl with me, she was precocious and cute, she was around 12, with shoulder length curly hair, curl type 3A for those who know, she was my skin tone too, she was so sweet. She felt comfortable with me, she even kept coming in the bathroom while I was naked and kind of rolled her eyes when I seemed embarrassed, and then I just gave up and started talking to her normally while nude. I was very nervous and had no sexy intentions, but I got the feeling she would try something one day and I was very nervous I wouldn't be able to say no. Then I woke up.

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