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@sunpossum I wish I could transform back into a kid so I could get consentingly molested by someone like you

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You people don't want me to be happy!! /paranoia

If I've unfollowed you and you don't know why we can talk about it just say something, it may have been an accident on my part or a misunderstanding.

@sirius Words can be used for......WHAT?!?! -god when he hears the humans have invented lies

I'm sorry for being mean, religion, I'm sorry for hating you. Someone, quick, I'm making 2 OCs, get the birthing chair!

Relogion: He is smug, pompus, and sometimes cruel when carried away, but he ultimately cares and has a very big heart, it's just guarded

Science: He is depressed, quiet, and inwardly destructive, he is very sensitive, he does taxidermy and also nurses any live injured animals he finds back to health and releases them.

Religion and Science are brothers, and their father is Humanity. Religion and Science argue a lot, and sometimes hate eachother, and sometimes when their father, Humanity, isn't looking, and they feel strange feelings, they make eachother feel good.

The higher power likes you as you are, because it made you to be the way you are, and it holds no ill judgement or hate toward you, the higher power wants you to be good to yourself inside your mind, the higher power sent people with confusion to test you, and the higher power sent me to alleviate your confusion.

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I'm scared to get religious because I'm worried people will be jerks. So I won't tell you my denomination. I love the higher power so much and it loves me, it loves all of us. When you accept the higher power into your life and your heart, all things become easier. Life becomes easier. It is never easy all the time, but it does get easier with the higher power by your side. It cares, it does, and it knows you're confused, but everything will be ok, the higher power wants you to be alive to learn.

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Scully distracts Mulder from small-town policemen. Mulder hallucinates that a birthday clown is his spirit twin.

One host telling the others a story about an acting gig: And we were eating *gets quiet and starts cracking up* pizzzza lololololol cheese pizza

and the other two are losing their shit over it like they knew wtfff you lettin your kids learn these are grown ass adults in tiny bodies these days

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GURL THESE CHILLINS IN THIS PODCAST JUST MADE A CHEESE PIZZA JOKE WTF THEY'RE 9 AND THEY GIGGLING LIKE THEY KNOW

Found a podcast hosted by kids (just kids no adult guests or anything) and that's awesome. I wish youtube didn't start trying to stop the kid revolution, maybe now they're becoming more lax because tik tok is becoming more popular?

Gonna get a cosplay girl the more I say it the more I bring it into existence she will be petite and have a fetish for pedophiles she will roleplay with me and will have psychosis for crotch licking

@Apologist I got my jazzy account banned so now I'm scared to "be" a map on discord. I had to get a whole new device the sick biggoted bastards.

I do NOT want to talk anymore with people who act WEIRD and SECRETIVE and who NEGLECT me because that SCARES me

My ex is bullying me by neglecting me and not talking to/answering me even though they said they wanted to be my friend and said they love me and stuff.

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