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In the post apocalypse smegma will be eaten by starving wastelanders to survive, men will be farmed for their smegma like in the matrixs

@nerthos Yo you got smegma? Answer will determine if I follow.

I wish I knew there were people like me still out there, (((THEY))) make us feel so isolated now, (((THEY))) took over the Internet and have killed it. And if you think Trumps not one of (((THEM))) you're too stupid to be a real person, I'm convinced you're a duck or a breed of other domesticated fowl put inside a government made human suit that you control with your beek like the guidance system pigeons of ww2.

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IT'S RAPE TIME OF THE NORMIES
GATHER ROUND GOBLIN BROTHERS AND ENGAGE IN THE HOURLY CEREMONIAL RAPE OF THE LAST REMAINING NORMIES!!!!
*the normies are more terrified than they've ever been their eyes are going wild and they're struggling and screaming in total panic*
TIME FOR GOBLIN DICK HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIHIEHIE
*goblin dicks are inserted, the anus unwillingly accepts them*
GOBLIN POWER

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as punishment for being abusers of the worst sort, the sort that prey on the mentally feeble, those are the only ones who will fall for their tricks and so they are a particularly disgusting demon

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If your therapist EVER or ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER ******EVER****** tries to tell you that YOU need HELP for YOUR "hypersexuality" you are not safe, and in a just world you would be legally able to forcibly rape them.

@maija Um not to be rude but just because you don't think you're cute doesn't mean I won't

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This type of shit enrages me so fucking much. Especially that last disgusting fucking line, "hypersexual behavior" like you sick motherfucks know anything about gods plan, if someone's not like you they're sick, that's what's sick, you fascist robot scum. Trashbags. I'm not condoning what happened to the kids I'm mad about these normie faggots who belong in gas chambers acting holier than fucking thou. I hope that lg is ok and I hope she smashed every one of her therapists teeth out with various bricks.

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@maija Damn can I get some for being polite and never asking now that you're grown?

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#shota #sonic #tails #cub Tails got a perv to come over and can't wait to get that pxdo dick shoved deep!

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i think there should not be a separate word for clit and penis, i think the clit should just be called the "little penis" or when it's big simply "penis" so it's more clear that we're actually all the same and our sex organs are the same and we're all gay and anyone can penetrate and fuck and frot anyone else

Shot of man laughing villainously

Pan out at a rate of 1ft per 12 seconds, or at 1 second per inch. Slow basically.

Pan out.

Farther.

Whole time, still laughing, harder and more maniacally, as though he's won.

When the intensity of is laughter reaches it's climax (it was climbing the whole time) the screen cuts to black with the words HORSE RAPE

shot in black and white

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Cartoon depicting how billionaire Elon Musk, who receives huge subsidies from the US government, has shut down USAID and cut off aid to developing countries.

A body like that musn't be kept from Daddy, Daddy deserves first dibs, ungrateful daughters wouldn't understand but grateful ones get it.

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