JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

https://youtu.be/5aQxtQ371NY
Bro this is terrifying

I NEED CAKE
LITERAL CAKE
NOT THE MEME
NOT ANY MEME
THIS IS REAL
I WANT FLUFFY WHEAT MIXED WITH EGGS AND SUGAR WHATEVER ELSE IT TAKES TO MAKE CAKE IDFK I JUST WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT NOW A NICE MOIST PIECE OF CAKE OH MY GOD AND FUCKING MILK

Guys I think I'm having a manic episode I'm making posts at an alarming rate I think I need to go take a break you guys I just need to go take a break I am so sorry *shakes and paces and stares off into space* /vent

@fleshy oops pregnant

My app just told me "manifest it, it will happen" and here's what I'm manifesting you guys.......ok, it's me, and it's us, and we're all friends, and we hang out and play videogames and drink beers, and we're bros who would do anything for eachother and respect one another totally, and even the girls with vaginas are totally respected bros, who can throw down and fuck down like a bro total respect bro on your ladyvag bro slay dick with that vag bro I'm ending my misogyny NOW you guys ok that's my fantasy bros, and we all bang dicks and pussies and eat cake and play videogames and take showers together and stuff.

I'm asking for sympathy from foreskinchads, we cutlets did not ask to be this way, most of us at least.

Foreskinchads will never know the fear cutlets live with for our entire lives, we often have night mares and phobias around having our penises cut even more than they already have been.

@Fusho

@Br0k3n @mythos *child runs past frame shirtless and in undies but it's played for laughs so it's ok* -everyone laughs

*pretty bby starts playing* -everyone srsd

About the Internet: I've never pretended to be a girl so that I could get guys attention.....am I missing out?

@Amazing_mk1@misskey.gg VAVLE DID WHAT

@Spag @fleshy Ohh I actually did see that one it just doesn't show up for me when it's linked like that. I retooted it because it's so true.

@Spag @fleshy can't see but liking anyway