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I seriously need to get a human pet. There's tons of cute ones just left out in the cold. The only thing stopping me is myself.......I need to just get a human pet. They'll be totally taken care of, no thoughts necessary, just a happy lil pet................hey pet............you uhh.....you like peanut butter huh??

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I need a tomboy bf. I will call you a boy and use all male pronouns and treat you with the respect AND harshness a male deserves. If you're willing you will promise 2 things:

1- You will not do anything with your body without my permission, the only exclusion being that you do not need my permission to ask my permission

2- You must not deny any request, if you deny a request the relationship is null and void and you will be banished from my sight

Are you ready to be enveloped by love, and dominance, my boy, my protege?

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Uh oh! One thing led to another pretty quickly but I don't think that's the full extent of what the club has to offer yet ;)

Girls are heating up for more and you can see more action early already:

subscribestar.adult/posts/1706

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@PRINCE I've had a mild crisis because I'm at the point where I can't remember what art or bits I've posted and which ones I haven't........entire branches of my personality have been made suspect in my own mind as to whether or not they will give me away if they're presented publicly. Entite stories, entire life segments........I have become the real Identity, Jazzy is me now, and the real me is the fake......I need some lovin cuddles...

If I post a pic of my erect dick and then I post another pic of my erect dick somewhere else trying to be cute will I get dick doxxed? I'M SERIOUS!!! WILL I GET DICK DOXXED???

Yo yo yo yo yo guis aight, less all cawlm daown.........ouhkay, naowuh, less tawk abowt diss....HEAUH

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They always tell you to drink all your milk 🍼

New commission available: Nuclear Wasabi's Command Garb.
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/9481456

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Should the government give all citizens the legal power to identify and execute terrorists? This will end the governments monopoly on violence. I say NO, but what's YOUR opinion?

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An anti who is in the act of commiting unprovoked violence should worry about

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touya: "my little sister's underwear looks good on you, panty thief"

syaoran: "let me go, you pervert! i-i was only looking for a clow card in her dresser!"

kerberos: "SPANK HIM HARDER, TOUYA! WE'LL USE THE FOOTAGE FOR BLACKMAIL! THIS BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION! 💢💢💢"

#shota #syaoranli #syaoran #cardcaptorsakura

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I NEED CAKE
LITERAL CAKE
NOT THE MEME
NOT ANY MEME
THIS IS REAL
I WANT FLUFFY WHEAT MIXED WITH EGGS AND SUGAR WHATEVER ELSE IT TAKES TO MAKE CAKE IDFK I JUST WANT IT SO BAD RIGHT NOW A NICE MOIST PIECE OF CAKE OH MY GOD AND FUCKING MILK

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