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Ok now I'm going back to playing videogames, staying inside, and masturbating to cartoons, I'm all done lecturing.

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Work out whites! Whites work out! Don't let Tyrone steal yo girl! Don't play videogames, Tyrone doesn't! Tyrone plays SPORTS. Tyrone GOES OUTSIDE. Tyrone HAS HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS. Man, all this time I've been hating Tyrone, I should have been learning from Tyrone.

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"I just blowed a turd out mah ass" -me narrating to myself what is happening as I go to the bathroom

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damn Dora, getting me suspended😭 💢 💢
it will take moar than blowjob to make up for it💢 💦

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consider yourselves lucky pervs @dorkboydrake is allowing you to behold his musky greatness 🎁 happy bday, drake!

#shota

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I HAVE A BAD MEMORY SO IF YOU'RE MY GF EVEN IF YOU'RE MY INTERNET GF OR RP GF YOU LITERALLY NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY FUCKING DAY

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LISTEN I HAD TOMBOY LOVE BUT SHE WAS RAPED BY CRIMINALS AND HER SPIRIT WAS DESTROYED IF YOU ARE A TOMBOY YOU OWE IT TO GOD HIMSELF TO GIVE ME AT LEAST A CHANCE, A CHANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY IT, GIVE ME A CHANCE DAMNIT

LISTEN I HAD TOMBOY LOVE BUT SHE WAS RAPED BY CRIMINALS AND HER SPIRIT WAS DESTROYED IF YOU ARE A TOMBOY YOU OWE IT TO GOD HIMSELF TO GIVE ME AT LEAST A CHANCE, A CHANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY IT, GIVE ME A CHANCE DAMNIT

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I'm replaying fallout new vegas and Boones' story so closely mirrors mine, I also had the woman I loved and wanted to spend the rest of my life with taken by ceasars legion and raped, except instead of ceasars legion it was the legion of white-hating negros, and in my story her body didn't die, but her soul did /vent

I'm replaying fallout new vegas and Boones' story so closely mirrors mine, I also had the woman I loved and wanted to spend the rest of my life with taken by ceasars legion and raped, except instead of ceasars legion it was the legion of white-hating negros, and in my story her body didn't die, but her soul did /vent

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I hope that in the future, Alice Day will become an event like Japan's Hinamatsuri, where people pray for the health of young girls and where they can learn about sex in a less explicit way.

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