JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO CUNTS, AND I DON'T MEAN VAGINAS I MEAN RUDE WOMEN, WHY DO I HAVE ROCK HARD BONERS FOR SKINNY CUNNING SASSY CUTTING WITTY BITCHES????????????? AAARUUUUGHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *ejaculates but not prematurely*

@nerthos The pope drives a dodge RAMMED YO GURL OHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ *pope rises from the dead and does a pope high five but he's all limp because it's like weekend at Bernie's.*

Ok now I'm going back to playing videogames, staying inside, and masturbating to cartoons, I'm all done lecturing.

Work out whites! Whites work out! Don't let Tyrone steal yo girl! Don't play videogames, Tyrone doesn't! Tyrone plays SPORTS. Tyrone GOES OUTSIDE. Tyrone HAS HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS. Man, all this time I've been hating Tyrone, I should have been learning from Tyrone.

"I just blowed a turd out mah ass" -me narrating to myself what is happening as I go to the bathroom

I HAVE A BAD MEMORY SO IF YOU'RE MY GF EVEN IF YOU'RE MY INTERNET GF OR RP GF YOU LITERALLY NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY FUCKING DAY

LISTEN I HAD TOMBOY LOVE BUT SHE WAS RAPED BY CRIMINALS AND HER SPIRIT WAS DESTROYED IF YOU ARE A TOMBOY YOU OWE IT TO GOD HIMSELF TO GIVE ME AT LEAST A CHANCE, A CHANCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY IT, GIVE ME A CHANCE DAMNIT