JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If the government would stop being psychopathic and put me on its payroll instead of targeting me with directed energy weapons to make my thoughts confusing everyone's lives would be better, I believe. "Oh but jazzy you can you just have to stop doing drugs so you can pass the tests!" NO! THAT IS BIGOTED AND ANTI AMERICAN, HASH WAS OUTLAWED BY ***RACISTS*** WHO WERE ***LIARS*** IN THE 1920s!!!!!! AND ***NO*** I WILL NOT WORK WITHIN ***YOUR*** SCHEDULE!!! WHEN I HAVE PRECOGNITIVE BREAKTHROUGHS IS DETERMINED BY HIGHER POWERS I CAN'T JUST TURN IT ON WHENEVER I WANT!!!

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO CUNTS, AND I DON'T MEAN VAGINAS I MEAN RUDE WOMEN, WHY DO I HAVE ROCK HARD BONERS FOR SKINNY CUNNING SASSY CUTTING WITTY BITCHES????????????? AAARUUUUGHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *ejaculates but not prematurely*

@nerthos The pope drives a dodge RAMMED YO GURL OHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ *pope rises from the dead and does a pope high five but he's all limp because it's like weekend at Bernie's.*

Ok now I'm going back to playing videogames, staying inside, and masturbating to cartoons, I'm all done lecturing.

Work out whites! Whites work out! Don't let Tyrone steal yo girl! Don't play videogames, Tyrone doesn't! Tyrone plays SPORTS. Tyrone GOES OUTSIDE. Tyrone HAS HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS. Man, all this time I've been hating Tyrone, I should have been learning from Tyrone.

"I just blowed a turd out mah ass" -me narrating to myself what is happening as I go to the bathroom

I HAVE A BAD MEMORY SO IF YOU'RE MY GF EVEN IF YOU'RE MY INTERNET GF OR RP GF YOU LITERALLY NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY FUCKING DAY