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@ocean Bullshit it benefits their bottom fucking line I've switched to Yandex.

@Oaghaji Unless Teela can cast a spell to give her future sight Cheetara wins because of her precognitive ability, but if Teela can cast a spell to give her an equal advantage she may win, Cheetara finds using her sixth sense physically exhausting, too much and she'll faint.

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flirting 

@Apologist I wish I could spank your thicc girl ass because I expected to hear from you on session by now! 💌

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@gloomyflower Awwwe qt I want to take you to a beach with barely anybody on it to ease you into the wonder of nature.

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I've tried hunting (nothing that requires tags or seasons so technically pesting but it's still also hunting) and didn't like it. I did it so many times in a row that I lost count, all in a short time frame, after doing it enough and having a shot placement accident I lost all taste for it. If I had to survive I could bag food, but I don't even eat meat from the store anymore. It's pointless. There is generally no reason to kill, the effort it takes to prep, wait, and take the shot, are massive, so unless you're killing something that you can eat for the rest of the year like a moose you're just killing because you really like killing, and that's weird so I would not invite you to the sleepover.

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I believe women will be subjugated again. I'm not saying I'm for or against it, I'm staying out of the morals of this, I'm just saying that even with technological advances women just seem to be too women brained to want to do anything about anything.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT WEARING GIRLS CLOTHES TO BE IRONIC! YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A TRANNY FAGGOT! AND I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND! I CLAIM YOU! YOU ARE MY WIFE NOW! /vent

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@S_mommo Will you ever make flash fuck sonic as a side project or only as a commission?

Government targeted me with a back hurting ray. It's super effective. I can barely move. It hurts. I can't even enjoy sex it hurts so much.

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@Apologist I will conquer your beefy hairy sasquatch pussy how bout that? /flirt

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