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"Damn my pussy be queefin" me to myself alone in my living room after ripping many farts from my asshole in a row.

"Damn my pussy be queefin" me to myself alone in my living room after ripping many farts from my asshole in a row.

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Song about being transgender: Every day my tits be achin
Bumped my fresh buds it's like my ribs be breakin
How the fuck am I supposed to maintain
With massive tit pain
I'll tell you what it takes to have on the brain
Like A gotta have tits to get a hot bod
Like B gotta be fem to rock the hottest rod
Like C gotta get your hole ready oh mah gawd

Song about being transgender: Every day my tits be achin
Bumped my fresh buds it's like my ribs be breakin
How the fuck am I supposed to maintain
With massive tit pain
I'll tell you what it takes to have on the brain
Like A gotta have tits to get a hot bod
Like B gotta be fem to rock the hottest rod
Like C gotta get your hole ready oh mah gawd

Which one of you queers wants to be my wife? (18+ only)

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Song by me: Gonna be havin sex with faggots soon
Old faggots
Crossdressin faggots
Old faggots
Elderly faggots
Sexy faggots
Skinny faggots
But old faggots
*drum line*
Damn old faggots suck that dick so good
They got them skills
The old faggots bootyhole aint fall out
So it's still good to fuck
*horn section lays down fat licks, BAM*
And that old faggot pussy has a WAY
TO GRAB YO DICK N MAKE YOU SAY
DAMN OLD FAGGOT YOU STILL PRETTY
YOU AIN'T A FEMBOY YOU A FEM DADDY
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Band plays instrumental fade out while I make out with the 42 year old sexy fem faggot who's my gay wife*

Song by me: Gonna be havin sex with faggots soon
Old faggots
Crossdressin faggots
Old faggots
Elderly faggots
Sexy faggots
Skinny faggots
But old faggots
*drum line*
Damn old faggots suck that dick so good
They got them skills
The old faggots bootyhole aint fall out
So it's still good to fuck
*horn section lays down fat licks, BAM*
And that old faggot pussy has a WAY
TO GRAB YO DICK N MAKE YOU SAY
DAMN OLD FAGGOT YOU STILL PRETTY
YOU AIN'T A FEMBOY YOU A FEM DADDY
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Band plays instrumental fade out while I make out with the 42 year old sexy fem faggot who's my gay wife*

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Gwen :blobcheer: (Please let me know in the comments if I'm making too many magazine mockups lately lol) 🤔

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#gwen #gwendolyntennyson #gwentennyson #ben10 #rule34 #loli #lolicon

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Puppy hole so gooood :fb_woozy: 💦 Open for nasty surprise(s) :knot_so_fast:

🌐 📍 Check out my profile pinned post about the Invite Tier! 🍼

themewniverse.net/bedroom-secr

#nsfw #shota #incest #gay #oc #shotacon

@gloomyflower People say Diddy is the one who had him killed, even more reason to hate the fuck out of Diddy.

flirting 

@feminist_rapetoy Oh definitely I'd degrade you for trying to run and making me chase you down and I'd rough you up to teach you a lesson! 🍆

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@fennec 🪢 unrelated subject but I love tying knots 😄

The fact that we have small portable screens that we can watch old tv shows on from before tv shows sucked, makes this a pretty alright future. I'm done being a doomer. I have a FLAT and PORTABLE screen that I can not only watch MOVIES ON DEMAND but that I can also go onto an international network of communication, and I can even do all of this nearly for free if I do a little legwork and all legally, libraries, used electronics donations to the poor, etc., the only fucked up thing is that these devices don't have am/fm receivers even though their predecessors did. But that's one shitty thing out of a lot of good things. Imagine some guy from the 1970s with his little portable tv the size of a toolbox sees you watching WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT on a FLAT portable magic tablet. He'd shit.

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