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Me to god: WHY! WHY HAVE YOU NOT ANSWERED ME! I NEED MUSCLE PUSSY, YET YOU REMAIN SILENT!!!

Claudia: *taps cigarette listlessly, says in french accent* His silence is his answer. *blows out smoke*

Me: SHUT UP CLAUDIA!

Claudia: *Smokes some more* Whatever.

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I just wish a steroided up muscle bitch would make me her bitch boy and she would lick my-my-my weiner. 🥺

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Okay, SPIDER-TOT Fans...
I'm starting production on issue #1!
This time, Polly Parker will definitely need your support to make it as good as Spider-Tot: Origin or maybe even better 😜

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Black females are most suited for being in relationship with white males. Black males are suited to be alone. White females who can't tolerate sharing her man with sexy chocolate goddess get exiled, and thus cannot get any bbc./vent/fantasy

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@vitalis He got that sword as leverage as well as twixt those cheeks

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@RehnyNytes256 Wish it was legal to go slash their tires if something happens like that. Because no one has money to sue over a bush and get justice unless they're rich, so slashed tires are a good middle ground for those pieces of shit.

Oh ya also fuck being in bad shape I'm getting in good shape FOR ME NOT FOR *YOU* (strong woman music starts playing as the camera holds on me walking with confidence)

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