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I can imagine a reality where Americans are cheering for un troops marching through the streets the way occupied allies cheered the americans after ww2, could Trumps DUMB FUCKING WORTHLESS GARBAGEISM AND Q FAGGOT BOOMER SCUM be actually a Soros plot to get the population to accept the UN takeover Alex Jones TOLD US WAS COMING way back in 2012?

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Jimmy Kimmel explains what's really going on in LA for those who believe it's a totalitarian hellscape.

Oh, so only a few neighborhoods are rioting.

The media makes a pinprick of a story into a giant stick.😒

youtu.be/baR4logaaOQ8xNTLILfFc

@j @Economic_Hitman @Forestofenchantment @get I made out with the girl I lost my virginity to in a movie theater during the first despicable me movie

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@Forestofenchantment @get I was 18 so it counts as a teen. All my friends were fucking at 15. I've had sex with MUCH more men than women though so now you know I'm telling the truth. I've only banged 6 women, I've lost count of how many men I've banged.

@Forestofenchantment @get When I was a teen I thought women weren't satisfied unless they got fucked for an hour so I would always fuck them for an hour and they'd be like woah but I never actually cummed from any of it, I got off emotionally by pleasing them

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I want to stop gooning now but I've developed fomo but with gooning. I'm always worried I'll look back and say, "I wasted my time doing dishes and cleaning and taking showers, I should have been gooning".

I want to stop gooning now but I've developed fomo but with gooning. I'm always worried I'll look back and say, "I wasted my time doing dishes and cleaning and taking showers, I should have been gooning".

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FEMCELS SEETHING I WILL ONLY IMPREGNATE FEMCHADS WITH GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MUSCLES NOT YOUR FEMCEL FLAB AND CELLULITE

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