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I'm finally watching the newer futuramas (seasons 8 and forward) and it's giving me a boner for Leela all over again, she's the hottest one-eyed fake alien human mutant sewer bitch ever, and I bet her cunt taste like fucking mutant sewer candy.

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Jenny Wakeman x Tuck (My Life as a Teenage Robot)

Idea By Dlaw7
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Uncensored version on discord and baraag.

Hi-Res Version on Discord Only

Streaming @ pomf.tv/stream/MIMPS
Social Media @ baraag.net/@MagnumImpulse
Fanbox @ magnum-impulse.fanbox.cc/
Ko-FI @ ko-fi.com/magnumimpulse

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Song/
When you see a terroist
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see a fancy evil
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see the savage demon
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see the country screamin
HEAL IT, HEAL IT
Water that tree!!!!!!!!
WATER THAT MOTHER FUCKING TREE!!!!!!!!
When you see the tyrant,
DROWN IT, DROWN IT!!!!!!
When you see the jack boots,
BURN IT, BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
NO, MERCY, NO, REGRET, TAKE, THE BASTARDS STEP BY STEP, TOWARD, THEIR DOOM, THAT THEY, ENVISIONED, BUT IGNORED, NOW MAKE, INCISION!!!!!!!
Cut the dogsnakes head off!!!!
Cut the shark wolfs tail off!!!!
Cut the dragon horses legs off!!!!
CUT THE WHOLE DAMN BEAST OFF!!!!!!!! /heavy metal

Song/
When you see a terroist
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see a fancy evil
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see the savage demon
KILL IT, KILL IT
When you see the country screamin
HEAL IT, HEAL IT
Water that tree!!!!!!!!
WATER THAT MOTHER FUCKING TREE!!!!!!!!
When you see the tyrant,
DROWN IT, DROWN IT!!!!!!
When you see the jack boots,
BURN IT, BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
NO, MERCY, NO, REGRET, TAKE, THE BASTARDS STEP BY STEP, TOWARD, THEIR DOOM, THAT THEY, ENVISIONED, BUT IGNORED, NOW MAKE, INCISION!!!!!!!
Cut the dogsnakes head off!!!!
Cut the shark wolfs tail off!!!!
Cut the dragon horses legs off!!!!
CUT THE WHOLE DAMN BEAST OFF!!!!!!!! /heavy metal

youtu.be/ZBKm1MBsTbk
This guy is still alive the timeline can still be saved. This guy has stand powers strong enough to beat chris chan.

all unfollowers and nonfollowbackers shit their pants every day, and they're too stupid to realize it

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Holy shit a pregnant muscle mommy who shoves animal dildos up her hole *blood sprays out of nose anime style*

@flower@kogal.cc @elipse@kogal.cc Possibly by being a drunk dumb redneck who drives like a retard in mario kart because you doodoo zoomzoom brain is so shit that you can't conceive reality as the complex slow burn that it is, so you rush like a morn from here to there to here mowing down thousands of dogs if that's what it takes you have places to be damnit! That's the idiots mindset.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers just threw ICE Agents out of their Stadium and had them Escorted out by LAPD Officers, its just a pure shitshow at this point.

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Also Hank literally protects his immigrant friend after he breaks down and explains how hard it is to work just to be hated.

One of my favorite underrated moments in koth, Hank refuses to let Khan go down the dark path of white trash degeneracy. And Khan finally proves he's actually not just a mouth he's a badass, and also it's a reference to when kirk and spock fought. Pristine.
youtu.be/5iO1uJFr6Wc

@Aldo2 AI needs to be like the batcomputer, it helps batman solve crimes and keeps its opinions to it's self.

I just had a wonderful appointment with my mental health provider, I am so so so so so glad that she is not a fediverse person or a channer.

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