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Lil wonder woman (commission)
This is My very first post here so i hope everyones likes it!
#loli #dc

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The bst thing ever is putting the goonlist on play and walking away so you can get other stuff done while you still spiritually are fapping.

@Sp Adult: Do you want to have sex with me?
Child: No
Adult: I'm sorry, I can't accept that as an answer

Idk antis are wild like that

And they need to be skill based like the parry in dark souls

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There needs to be a fortnite mode where you can hold the other players down and beat the fuck out of them, grapple moves need to be a thing

I need to eat muscular ass rn or I'm going to be in a bad mood >:C

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The "God damn I wish I didn't have this sexual addiction" virgin
Vs the
"God damnit I wish society didn't persecute me for my atteactions" chad

Me> Licks the assholes of beautiful muscular women
You> Licks the assholes of hermit crabs when in between them changing shells

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Odd crossover 🥇🥨

New reward available: Audrey Page from Golden Girl (wearing Greta Gravity's outfit from Spinerette).
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/10150702

@Sovereign They'll be on comms, running numbers, piloting drones, no way they're stupid enough to put tiny grip strength females on the front lines as infantry

Song/Fiction/Fantasy/I DO NOT CONDONE CRIMES:

I condone crimes!
Oh yes I do!
I love those crimes and I love you!
I condone crimes!
Oh yes it's true, I'll overlook that awful thing you'll do.
Just like Jesus I'll forgive the other cheek.
You can slap a baby and I'll still stay meek.
Oh I'm just a little pussy boy, who condones crimes with utter joy!
Oh I condone crimes, like bombing the civilians!
Oh I condne crimes I love me those old villains.
Have you murdered raped or stolen recently, it's thrillin'!
I love the crimes you do, yes it is so true, like when you made so many die from flu!
Lockdown, censor, genocide, it's ok it's all right, I love crimes and tonight's the night we worship satans might!!!
(American flag pops up, satan turns and salutes to it, and begins ranting)
OH, THE MAJESTY OF MILLIONS OF DEAD INNOCENTS, THE GLORY OF PROJECT PAPERCLIP, THE SANCTITY OF THE TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENTS, THE MAJESTY OF THE JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS, I LOVE AMERICA!!! I LOVE GOVERNMENT!!! *fireworks*

I'm glad I never got any crazy tattoos. I was on the verge of giving myself a manson forehead swastika a few times.

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