JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Imagine being a soldier and you pull your grenade and throw it underhand just like they trained you except you wait too long to let go and it flies straight up and you just yell "oh shit shit shit shit shit I threw it straight up accidentally"

European bestiality chick who becomes my wife

I'm going to fuck a bestiality chick, I'm going to marry a beastiality chick, and creampie her, and no other male human is going to do that, ever, other than me, once she's my wife, and she'll be my wife quickly, she won't be cucking me during the dating phase, we're going to get married before you can put your penises in her

whatever happened to that black guy who had autism that would post every single day is he okay?

*Yeah baby I'm that real trad husband

Rap about cottage life (my real life):
I'm picking berries bitch
I'm picking berries
Everyday the sitch
Is picking berries
I picked those berries bitch
I made that jam
And I've made jelly too with pectin inside them
So don't be hatin' bitch
Up on my berry game
All these other niggas don't pick berries cause they're lame
Bitch I'll treat you right, talkin berry delight
I got them all preserved so in winter we're all right
Teah baby I'm that real tried husband
We'll be doin pagan rituals
And the horses will be bustin
Up in your feminine goddess vagina
To deposit their animal fertility inside ya
Yeah we're the real Viking peeps
The real druid peeps
The wolf fuckin peeps
Our ancient roots go back multiple millennia
Don't be hatin zoophiles that's what I won't hear any uh

I want a wifehusband who dresses traditionally either frilly skirts or dapper suits, and we will live in a ranch style cottage with a white picket fence and a golden retriever that fucks you while I watch but that's a secret we keep between us and the golden retriever.

@GAIA @LuluLemon Damn I'm jealous all I got is the funny wax

I wish I was born in a loving japanese family I'm tired of this fucking shit (amerimutt)

I miss the trend of great cg where hot ladies were shoving kids up their asses

@ube A bowl movement brih, because I'm on her rectal walls like spiderman

You're up in her dm's while I'm up in her bm's