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I haven't had sex in many, many years. I've lost track of time. I remember the last time I had sex, I remember the last time I had good sex, but I don't remember exactly when. Let's say hypothetically the last time I had sex was 2014, that means it's been over 10 years no sex. Will somebody ever take pity on me?

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luxtimes.lu/luxembourg/police-

Home Affairs Minister Léon Gloden has said that the police risk assessment service, together with the secret service, is monitoring social media for movements and groups that may be involved in so-called “pedo hunting” in an attempt to crack down on the phenomenon.

Guys save me from watching gorr videos. Discourage me from watching gore videos.

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This was a long time coming, Jade is an old childhood crush for sure! So we put her in spats! 👏💙

I need a hug I'm fucking depressed. I live in psychoville aka the usa. I hate it.

I alwas get kowkey mad when lois is paired with anyone but chris griffin or brian

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*Rubs tactical gear and undulates like a mgs guard*
Oh yea, you like that bby?

I love that they have full auto bb guns now. Fun as fuck. Great cheap way to TRAIN MOTHERFUCK (sorey I hate when people don't train). /vent

I put this on while thinking of gay sapphic femboys and now I'm crying because I don't have a femboy bf
youtu.be/P_53yLawSdE

Fat Jar Jar Binks turns me on. Along with fat assed Scooby-Doo and fat assed Bugs Bunny. /vent

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