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*Chant* Gay sex gay sex in my butt *chant stops* sorry I shatted

I wish I could see real live perverts fuck an extremely petite 18+ twink, one who had some hormonal condition that made him never grow up past the physical age of 10.

My waist is TOO THICK even when I have a flat stomach I don't get an hourglass figure Y-Y

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Am I still a trans girl if I get violently angry and hit stuff because I don't look feminine like I want to look?

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I need to be with my waifus and husbandos (crawls feebly into the masturbation pod)

I give my current wifey a loving passionate kiss with tasty breath...oh but.
.. I'm not sure who my wifey is...maybe if she sees this message and calls upon me I will then know who my lady is!

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Got reminded of this old commission of the hot babe and a little girl from Mr.Bean and saw that I never posted it here. Still think it holds up!👌👌

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If I had a gay sexy fat lover and he was a sensitive gentle male with a need for his butthole to get fucked I wouldn't look that gift horse in the mouth no sir. That's wife potential. She can lift two kegs over her shoulders, drink em both, shit out a turd the size of a football, and still be clean and dtf before bedtime.

I have to put my penis away, that means, it's me time, that means, its time for meditation. I am done giving the galactic goon lords their owed energies for the day.

Me in 2001: Lol old man herbert is so funny because chris is fat who would find a fat boy sexy
Me now: God damn fat boys are sexy

@V0idT3RR0R God marriage with you would be phenomenal, your words and anxieties feel like home

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Molly's just a young girl exploring (deep inside) her body, so innocent, so HORNY!!! 🤤 💙

I am in love with boy faggots no matter their age. If you are a boy faggot who is old, do not cry, I will still love you, sexy lil bitch.

I bet my ex is getting raped by strangers again, she made a slutty post that none of her friends or family commented on of her with some random rapist looking dude

It used to be a regular thing for me to wash my boyfriend's shit off from under the rim of my dick. I've been so lonely. Single for so long. At least I have a cleaner dick now with less washing needed.

Wish my boyhole could spread for daddy dick. I'll never be a boy again and I'm old now. A worthy daddy would have made me a happy boy with a prosperous future, instead I am doomed to live life destitute with an atrophied hole due to not being stretched during pliable years. /depressed faggot

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