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Twilight+Spike(My Little Pony)
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I'm running a fan box
We propose our favorite characters through voting, and we are running voting and character production

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Hilda(black rabbit)
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I'm running a fan box
We propose our favorite characters through voting, and we are running voting and character production

@spookyheart @alessmussolini88 Uh you mean EXTREME stability and GENIUS thinking from having the third eye opened tbh

Fiction/Fantasy/Horror/Gore/Cannibalism/SA 

Imagine raping, killing, and eating your heart ex who disrespected you and cheated on you and lied on you and gaslit you, and then taking the shit and force feeding it to their current partner(s) while forcing them to watch footage of you butchering and eating your ex before you butcher and eat them too, then finally getting tbe best sleep you've gotten since your ex abused you and abandoned you without actually breaking up for years before finally doing it properly and then lying again and flirting again and then ghosting again so yea just eat them cook them on a hibachi roast them on a spit fry them in batter etc. etc. and then you'll reclaim your power!!!!!!!! *lightning flashes*

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夏コミのお品書きです〜日にちは2日目場所は東モ47aになります〜

Rock song:
I wanna immigrate
Immigrate
I wanna be an immigrant back from America
Let me in
My ancestors
Came from this place called the British isles and also ireland which for some reason is counted separately from britain for some weird fucking reason even though it's part of the island cluster and it's right fucking there,
BUT ANYWAYYYYYYY
*guitar blasts*
Imma gonna come to your country
And imma blend in
Imma blend right in cause I'm a cool guy
Oh yea
British food
Oh yea
Bogs
Oh yea
Stags
Oh yea
TRAVELLERS RIGHTS
OH YEAAAAAAAAA
*does a fishing dance*
Britian has fish
OH YEA
It's like the Japan of Europe
OH YEA
Lots of sea food!
OH YEA
*Guitar doodley doo*
When I'm comin down the street
OH YEA
I do it american style
OH SHIT
I forgot the streets are backwards
OH FUCK
Hope nobody saw that

I *will* get one of you fedi frens one day. I *will* give you love praise and affection.

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I fucking love the unexplained with william shatner please god don't take that man for at least another 5 years and that includes mentally it doesn't count if he's a vegetable

>The government needs to stop playing with me in this simulation or whatever it is and just pull me out because my training is done I've learned enough I'm ready I want to get out there as a space pilot which is what I know my true purpose is so why do they keep me here when I should be out there transporting squadrons for the empire??? I'm ready man! I'm ready to captain the flagship!!! Let me out and let's fly!!!
<Fedi Dr.s: He's been like this for days, we don't know what caused it or when he'll return from... wherever he's gone. His mind seems incomprehensible.

I would fuck a sexy um....person...even if there was a 30 year age gap and they were older so they'd be like 60 but they'd have to be hot still

So stressed from loneliness I feel like I'm gonna cry but I'm aching from laying in bed so long and reloading internet pages again...and again...and again... waiting for...idk what...interaction, acknowledgment, love? I'm so depressed. I'm going to watch a show for a while in the livingroom...alone...like usual.

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