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I wish more father/son fictoromances featured a bottom father and a top son, and not a dom bottom father, but soft bitch twink of a dad.

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It's crazy that the movie that brought us Lola Bunny also had this fucking banger in it

Why are supple round but energetic thighs, hips, and butts, so....*drools* beautiful. Oh right, it's because evolution programmed us to seek health and joy.

I was like "Fuck yea John Wick fuck this rich asshole pussyboy up the sniviling little bastard"

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I finally watched John Wick 4 and it was pretty good, the action almost got overwhelming but they pulled it together. Inb4 you mock my opinion. I also liked that they had Justice in the soundtrack, fucking love Justice god damn fucking love french electronic music you don't even know it makes me feel so good.

If I had a private security firm it'd be called Jazz Rock and the official logo for the company would be JAZZ ROCK and then underneath that it will say "We Jazz them up so you don't have to, We Rock them up so you don't need to"
and then underneath that it will say "We'll secure your perimeters"
and then under that it'll say
"JAZZ ROCK", again

I love how liltay gave a small pedo shoutout (she said that everyone keeps saying her fans on OF are pedos and she said they're actually some of the most polite people she's talked with online...NOTE that she never denied they were pedos and she never said being a pedo was bad!!! WIN!!!!) *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

None of you seem to find me sexually arousing amd that depresses me... although I guess I shouldn't put worth in how attractive others find me... should I?? If any of you do find me sexy I'm oblivious because I assume whem people flirt with me they're joking

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AAM/MAP fictodrama with a scene where the antis try to hurt the map and they're about to kill them but then the aam rescues them, and we see a flashback to the map meeting the aam and helping them up after they fell, and then we come back to the present and see the aam help the map to their feet, while keeping the antis at bay...
"YOU WOULD PROTECT THEM??? THEY'RE YOUR ABUSER!!"
"The only abusers I see here are you." says the AAM, as they leave the antis behind the MAP whispers through the blood, "Thankyou, I never thought you'd be the one taking care of me one day... you've made me proud." and it strengthens their bond and they go on to have a strong family and they live happily ever after. /vemt

What's the dine and dash version of seeing a prostitute? The fuck and duck. I'll be here all eternity, thankyou folks.

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Poop brain caveman: *goes apeshit over pictograph of chuld and says that every time someone looks at it it's a bad thing to do and he'll kill them for it*
Village elder caveman: *slaps this dumbass in his bald head so hard* Pictographs are not themselves the things they represent. You can not draw a horse and then carve meat off it's legs, all you will carve is stome off the wall. Everyone, slap this baldhead in his bald head until he is dead. *And they did.* /parable

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Mostly if I follow you it's because I want to have sex with you in your feminine form, or I like your art.

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