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I hate when anyone kills themselves instead of being healed somehow, but I especially hate when cuties with cute bodies that I want to kiss are the ones to do it. I cry about all the husbands and wives I could have potentially had, I could have been their match, their one, and they could have been minez, but now we'll never know, because they wouldn't give me a chance by holding on long enough for us to meet and fall in love

I wish it was legal for good hearted souls to adopt orphans who have slut genes and raise them in a slut positive environment so they won't get mental illness from being shamed for being naturally sluts.

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@wgiwf @Wormwood One of the first monstergirl stories we'd recognize as such was written as a narrative Breton lai in the late 12th century by the Anglo-Norman woman known to us as Marie de France: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanval

It's an Arthurian story in which Queen Guinevere (the WHORE!) is up to her usual tricks and attempts to frame the newly-arrived stranger-knight Lanval for attempted adultery when he refuses her advances (because she is a WHORE), except this stranger-knight has a fairy lover who (spoilers!) eventually turns up, clears his name, BTFOs Guinevere (the WHORE), and rides away with him to Avalon where (so one translation of the poem tells us) "she ravished that noble youth".
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If I could suck muscular latina pussy until pussy cream formed, I'd be proud

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I've been playing a lot of no mans sky recently and I just wondered to myself "what if the bbcs break through the shields?" :spy_anya_horror:

How do you tell when something was made by an insane person or not?

I want a wife or a twink husband who draws minor x adult norman rockwell porn and I want to do everything I can to make their life easier because they deserve it for marrying a goofball like me 🥺

All people who are able to draw loli/shota x Adylt porn in norman Rockwell style are the peak of pornographic artistry in my OPINION

The one thing I wish about the fediverse is I wish I got likes more consistently and more often. The algorithm is good when used by good actors, it's a shame bad apples had to ruin it so now we can't have algos anymore because we can't be sure some asshole isn't going to use it to brainwash people.

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Yesterday I practiced Mozart. Mozart was a flute hater. But at that time, Theobald Bohem was not born to invent the nowadays flutes. All that existed were wood flutes with one or two keys, quite out of tune. Mozart actually was the first child prodigy, did you know? The most part of his fame came from childhood. After become adult he was sistematically forgotten. Mozart asked for Marie Antoinette's hand (the one who was beheaded) when he was seven years old. He was at the palace to perform

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Hello everyone, I am back lol.
I was a bit bogged down with a com that went a bit sideways but nothing like dramatically. So I made something for me and then gonna be back on coms again.

#starbutterfly #Stvfoe #loli #lolicon #gangbang #comic

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Me and my IRL friends had a buge party last night, I was like, "Woah guys you love me TOO much maybe hahhaha" and we all had a laugh and I was like "No really I'm seriously glad you guys are all here!" and we all danced and the neighbors were like "TURN THAT DOWN" and Kyvyn (chillest guy ever) invited them over and they actually came! They apologized for the yelling and explained they were going through a divorce and we all came up with a plan together to stay positive and take positive steps toward peace! Anyway, by the end of the party Claudia (MY gf and we're MONOGAMOUS), was actually smiling and giggling and wasn't even chain-smoking whe was having such a good time. She said to me after everyone left "See babe, people will still treat you nice even after they learn you're a map, they just have to be the right people." and we hugged and kissed and made love, I love Claudia and her devotion and her big juicy ass that I can wrap myself around while we sleep.

@vitalis In reality birds and other animals lower their faces to the ground when they vomit, the vomit would not gain any speed from height velocity imo

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