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Don't know if I posted this one already.
Riven asking the important questions.

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Ugh wrong number newfren is ignoring me now. They said they liked weed just like me and I was like hey man I have an infinite weed glitch and he never responded, guess he doesn't want to smoke for free with my dank ass.

@paula8 17 isn't worth it, that's too much blood on ones hands

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This the kibd of woman I want, you can be any race and you can even be chubby, but it's you being super and badass that's the sexiest, and you don't get badass from having sex with lots of guys, you get badass by shutting those guys down and not giving them the pussy and only giving the pussy to nice guys who aren't jerks or fake.
youtu.be/M3OoSZk44ok

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HA! CHUDS are mad that the UK just outlawed catcalling!! GOOD! LEAVE THOSE LADIES ALONE YOU CHUDS!!!

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If your kids see porn, the likely reactions are:
Disgust
Disinterest
Amusement
Curiosity

Unlikely reactions are:
Turn into a psychosexual serial killer immediately pregnant with super-AIDS

Might have just made a new friend through a wrong number.

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I love being in my room alone and stoned laughing like a maniac drooling giggling like the fucking joker having a fit while I gasp for air holding a little rectangular screen in front of my eyes rocking back and fourth on the floor.

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Fedi frens fedi hug time snuggle wuggle fedi frens ;3

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