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@ube @latein @nigger @zer0unplanned Ohhh even if you look like a fatty internet neckbeard, with enough waxing and/or laser hair removal, from the right angles your booty will still look (de)'licious, chin up, you'll make it through and be back here in no time having even better days than before.

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All the puppy girls that are brought to anywhere under false presences should be fully allowed to bite out the throat of their fake "best friend" that tricked them

@nigger @latein @zer0unplanned @ube Be careful in the psych ward, don't give up the bootyhole, don't take the bad meds if you can get away with it, stay safe, hide if you can, don't get strapped down, don't move quickly or talk quickly or loudly to reduce the chances of being strapped down, booty is exposed when strapped down. Nothing happened to MY booty when I was strapped down but it could have, and that's terrifying. So be safe, try not to get strapped down, and don't take the BAIT that the psycho staff (always at least one psycho staff) throws at you to try and trigger you, just ignore them, because they'll strap you down. Hope you post here as soon as you can about updates.

I need big beefcake lady with meaty vagina and fat round ass and big biceps

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@teto >Starts cutting him open
<He's freaking out but restrained
<WHAT YOU DOIN?????
>We're finding those microplastics son :)

Spng titles:
I'm Being Psychically Attacked by BBCs
Sometimes I Let My Guard Down, but then there's a BBC
If My Ass Wouldn't rip From Them, Maybe I would like BBCs (Maybe)
Sometimes I Jerk These Days and My Noodle Stays Limp
And more great hits for all middleclass white dads out there

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The gay army is the strongest force for gayness in the world, and has also spread off world

I want to be a part of the gay army. Have I done enough humiliation ritual for being a nazi long ago (a little bit of a nazi, "race realists" we called ourselves)?

@lain What the fuck happened in August? Bootlickers I hate them!!! Or loafer lickers? Since they're rich.

I have a 🏕️🔥 out my front 🚪 that I can go 😌 by but I wish I had a 👰🏼‍♀️ to 😌 there with me, and not a 🪰 by 🌃 👰🏼‍♀️, but a 💯 👰🏼‍♀️, a ♾️ 👰🏼‍♀️, a 🔥 🤱🏼 with a ↔️ 🍑 that she lets me 💦 in, not only lets, but she wants me to 💦 in her ↔️ 🍑 on a ⏳ basis

Once when I was in my late teens early twenties I was high af on bad drugs bad people gave me, like I was high a lot, a friend had died and I was coping badly apparently, it didn't lead to anything great, not for the risk. I topped a lot of people, only bottomed for like 2 though and I thought each loved me but they didn't even though I loved them. I hate them now and I hope they step on legos. Anyway, one night this popular guy was like, feeling me, and I thought he was cute, and we were hella fucked up and I ended up in there (booty) after he begged like a horny demon and I went with the flow...come to find out weeks later from the community that he's "not a bottom" and I realized then I bagged the white whale. His bootyhole was playin tricks, musta been, felt too good, otherworldly bro. /brovent

@icedquinn That's so simple! Just remember that x is x and y is on and z is off duhhhh repeat it mentally like 15 sets of 5 over the course of 3 days and bam that's memory concrete bby. And if time is of the essence and you don't have all those damn days just like, make a song. 632, 415, 51, 6, *8*! and bam you just memorized a 10 digit number on the fly like james bond I mean these normies are simps I'm sorry you have to deal with them

Ok so like here's the deal, my noodle's bein' soft 'n' I wan' it t' be hard, yaknow?

Wish I had grandparents who were mentally healthy so they didn't cause me massive pain and trauma with their guilt trips

@icedquinn I'll try my queen of ice ouh hoo hoo hoo hoooooo *shudders like a weirdo*

I'm mad at myself for forgetting that the stacies are just as bad as the chads. Evil little bitches and their turd chad couterparts are equal in shittyness. "Oh we're so hotttt so now we can be mean" yea hope you DIE hottie.

One day I will have a missus and we'll be monog and we'll not have anxiety it'll be so fun

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