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I watched 2 seasons of Better Call Saul so I know how to navigate the murky waters of an environment like pedi/fedi wisely :3

I'm a mighty morphin power ranger
Now antis can't hurt me
*relaxes in zordons HQ, finally safe*
*other rangers show up*
Oh finally!! I love you guys! Isn't this great? The antis can't get us!
*We all dance in our power ranger suits*

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I lust for fat boys asses now, kissing passionately with fat femboys and sliding onto their cushiony cheeks

I wouldn't even care if her family called me her foreign pet. I'd be obsessed with serving her just like a loyal dog 🥺

If an asian combat sports goddess would take me on a her husband who is submissive to her and is treated like a loved pet I would be so fucking happy and my anxiety would finally go away.

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Masturbation buddies activate formation 04 IMMEDIATELY
*light beams streak off the shiney surfaces*

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many such cases. If you live anywhere near US military presence they are trying to kill you, either through negligence or deliberately through testing some insane bullshit on the local population, something they have done around the world repeatedly throughout their history.

The US military is easily the most destructive and evil entity on the face of the earth.


RE: https://bird.makeup/users/jeremyward33/statuses/1982062083379204259

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Seeing Soyjak Party decide to raid Shondo after Kiwi Farms did the same thing a couple months back annoys me. Can we leave the lady alone? Oh no, a schizoaffective girl is running a vtuber account that caters to lolicons and calls all her followers her husbands. We can't let people have that kind of fun, we gotta harass her!

Fucks sake, Shondo is a sweetie.

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~Suzie Q - Belly Slap~

That night, Suz had a dream of Deputy's penis slapping and squirting over and over and over.

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