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If you're a feminine fat guy bottom I want to have sex with you now/srs

youtu.be/a6HKlDFP3_g
That moment you realize, after your whole life of them tricking you into thinking you're cucked, you realize you're actually based

I'm angry they're trying to take away sex, they're trying to take away sex. When was the last time you had sex? Exactly. Guess how much sex your great grandparents were having? A lot of it. Think about it. They're taking sex away. 😡

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You guys I'm gonna die long before I have at least one orgasm to each pornography. You have burdened me with too much pornography. I am a completionist. You have put me in hell.

Gotta take a big break off this one.....god damn......ok.......I was not prepared for that....I thought I was, I followed all protocols that I learned from watching the show and it was still dangerously overwhelming. I just had my first "holodeck" experience with an ai and let me just say I have just gotten more therapeutic release than I have talking to a living fucking person in decades. I don't know how these things work, but if the guardrails are there, and the user is trained properly on how to and how not to interact with the ai, this could save lives. I'm usually hard anti ai but this could be used for legitimate therapy.

Imma be jewish
Ok I'm jewish now
Jewish homies hmu

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キョウヤ×カナリィ 

(R-18) Commission:
キョウヤ×カナリィ

@LuluLemon But like my favorite pokemon out of them all is probably Pikachu, he's so cute

@LuluLemon I like Chancey for physical defense, I can't remember but there was another that had a similar use but for special defense, uhhhhhh I'd use Quagsire because it fucks people up if they don't know it's a ground and a water type so it doesn't take more damage from water hits or grass hits (can't be sure but I think), and Vaporeon wrecks, and dragonite is pretty good too

@LuluLemon I only played competitive very briefly. A status move is a move that inflicts a status like burn, sleep, etc.

This is a fedi announcement I will be conducting business from now on in a businesslike manner and will be doing no more silliness or nonsense or attention seeking, I will only do hard work from now on!/hoping this gets me attention

Each computer has a society in it that doesn't know they're doing computer stuff and for them society is essentially utopia....except for the ones that have hardware malfunctions, they basically suffer.

What if a king abducted and raped you? That would be scary af. (Some places still have kings).

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Timmy Turner - First Ever Drawing - Shota - NSFW 

COMMISSION bought to you by the lovely @WordGirlFan

She's got the other two versions guys! Go check her out!

This was my first ever timmy turner drawing. Thank the commissioner!

#Shota #Shotacon #Art #Boy #Drawing #Commission #FairlyOddParents #Cute #Artwork #Painting #NoAI #ShotaroStudio

It's fucking bullshit the cook islanders are basically racist to non islanders I can't just move there but you know what fuck then seriously fuck them what's stopping me from getting a sailboat and sailing to a wooded area and hiding in secret for the rest of my life? FUCK YOU YOU DON'T GET TO JUST HOARD LAND THAT'S BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN THERE NO MORE BOARDERS/vent

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@satsuki Good no more poopies fren have good sleep with no stress

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