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Ant man has the smallest dick in the Marvel universe because when he shrinks down/highthought

I like the dicks of guys I want to fuck, I think the dicks of guys I don't want to fuck are so gross though, like, pathetic dicks./vent

I'm glad my poops mostly don't give me problems, I hate when my poopies hurt/vent

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@Aldo6 @Zest I've always believed the only reason I fantasize about brutally killing rapists and torturers who victimize the innocent is because they are socially acceptable targets, and my own self justification (that they piss me off) is a protective subconscious cover my mind pulls over areas of my awareness to keep my ego intact.

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Not to mention the slew of people shaming trump for being dumb and ugly. Like damn some of my favorite people are equally dumb and ugly. Not everyone dumb and ugly is a fascist dictator wannabe, can we focus on the actually bad things about him?

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American liberals (perhaps liberals in general) are such strange people.

They claim to be "open-minded" and "sex-positive", yet they never miss an opportunity to slander sex-workers or minorities who don't neatly fit into their "System"...

This image is doing the rounds on Twitter/X...

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Sweden says 13 year olds are "old enough" to be classified as adult criminals, but not old enough to be in relationships with adults...

"But several authorities, including police, prison officials and prosecutors, have opposed the plan, with some worried that it may lead to even younger children becoming offenders."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gw49gk13xo

Where's the internet that doesn't have Nazis on it, nazi terrorists? I just want old internet back, where the based autists could make normies seethe with loli and there was nothing they could do about it and they just seethed more! It was hilarious! But now they're wiping the loli, they've been doing it desperately the last 4 years AT LEAST!!!!!/vent

I am so done with these terrorists making good peoples lives harder just for being different/vent

I really need to be reborn in a country that has it as legal for me to have a 15yo little boyfriend with smooth hairless body since it's illegal for me to even go anywhere looking for sex with someone younger than what MY jurisdiction says is legal...they call it sex tourism, assholes, Sigmund Freud said that everything is about sex so that makes everything sex tourism you fucking idiots./vent

@vitalis Lol that design of the hand guard will destroy a human hand in an actual fight, and hinges are weak, they look cool and scary but hinges are so weak I've heard of tools snapping right at the hinge from too much torque.

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Officer Jones busts the local mall flasher/pervert, who is VERY happy to see her, it seems.

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Waiting for the twink to get sleepy, he tries to stay awakez, he's so evil, he's inside for a rape, and a murder, and he's such a little retard, you know all he is, is a fleshlight, and a doll. You will play with him until his limbs fall off, because that's your right. You noose him and choke him out until he's unconscious, you do it so much he gets brain damage, but the guards don't care.

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A king rapes evil twinks without mercy

A peasant is too bashful to do such a thing

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If you don't anally fistrape underage twinks in juvie for only 3 years for murder..........you're not really doing your civic duty, are you???? You know 3 years is not enough.....you also know where all the blondspots are in the camera system.

Apparently there was an update to reality and they fixed women
youtu.be/GZjcxEFE9O4

Damn these bitches all got locked up pussies/vent

@icedquinn I can't stop imagining you as a sexy woman with big breasts and shapely legs and a slender waist and wide hips while you say these things and then because I'm imagining you that way I get all grumpy that you're not giving me attention

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